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  1. #1
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    Sep 2007
    Battle Creek Mi

    Talking Thankful


    During a church service, a pastor asked the congregation if they had anything they wanted to share that made them thankful.
    A woman stood up and said, "I'm thankful because two months ago, my husband had a terrible bicycle wreck. Jim's scrotum was smashed, he was in excruciating pain, and doctors didn't know if they could help him."
    A gasp rose from the men in the congregation as they imagined poor Jim's pain.
    "Jim was unable to hold me or the children," the woman continued. "Every move caused him terrible pain. Doctors performed a delicate operation to piece together the crushed remnants of Jim's scrotum and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."
    The men squirmed, imagining such surgery.
    "But now," she said, "Jim is out of the hospital and the doctors say his scrotum should recover completely." With that, she sat down as the men exhaled in unison.
    The pastor tentatively asked, "Does anyone else have anything to say?"
    A man rose and said, "Good morning. I'm Jim, and I just want to tell my wife, once again, that the word is 'sternum' not "scrotum'!"

  3. #2
    Ya buddy get it right.

  4. #3
    He He He Ha Ha Ha!
    By faith Noah,being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear,prepared an ark to the saving of his house;by the which he condemned the world,and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith Heb.11:7

  5. #4
    I'll bet that made for a good laugh in church. after that he probably told her to keep it to herself.
    "Victory at all cost Victory in spite of all terror. Victory no matter how long and how hard the road may be; for without Victory there is no survival."
    (Winston Churchill)

  6. #5
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    deep in the Ozarks
    Scrotum/Sternum they kinda sound alike. Funny.
    An armed society is a polite society.

  7. #6
    Thanks for the laugh :D

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