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    Stimulus Check is coming

    Stimulus Check
    Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment.

    This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format:

    Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?
    A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

    Q.. Where will the government get this money?
    A.. From taxpayers.

    Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?
    A. Only a smidgen of it..

    Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?
    A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

    Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
    A. Shut up.

    Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:

    * If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka ....

    * If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs..

    * If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or China .

    * If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala ...

    * If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea ...

    * If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .

    * If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.

    Instead, keep the money in America by:

    1) Spending it at yard sales, or

    2) Going to ball games, or

    3) Spending it on prostitutes, or

    4) Beer or

    5) Tattoos.

    (These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. )

    Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day !

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    Another one.
    wonder if I'll actually get one this time.

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    if a man spends his money on a prostitute, what does a woman spend her money on????

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    Woman like woman to lol

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    OBAMA MONEY!!!!!!!! I don't know where it comes from...but he is giving it to me!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gary Fox View Post
    if a man spends his money on a prostitute, what does a woman spend her money on????
    Some Batteries?
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    Tattoos it is... !

    I used to be a government-educated stooge. By the grace of God, I repent. -Robert Burris

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    I think it will go to more ammo lol

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    if it does happen ....its only because its election year

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