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    Talking 17 days... (warning Blondie joke)

    Two young blonde gals are sitting at a table in a coffee shoppe in such an obviously celebratory mood that a man drifts over intending to offer to buy them something to drink. When he gets close he hears one say to the other "Here's to 17 days!" Smiling, the man says, "Congratulations! What's so special about 17 days?"

    Eyes twinkling, one of the women explains, "Well, we've been spending our evenings working on a jigsaw puzzle! And it said 3-5 years on the box, but we finished it in only 17 days!"

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    Thanks for the laugh.
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    Thanks Sheldon, we need a good joke once in awhile.
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    I gotta use that one!

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    Talking if you liked that one....

    Three women were about to be executed- a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.

    The executioners were all lined up and the head executioner summoned the brunette, "ready, Aim," - She cried out "Earthquake!" and they all ran off and she escaped.

    The redhead was summoned. "Ready, Aim," - She cried out "Tornado!" and they all ran off and she escaped.

    It was the blonde's turn and she felt she was really prepared. "Ready, Aim," - She cried out "Fire!"

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