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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
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    Talking The Laws Of Ultimate Reality


    & Law of Mechanical Repair
    After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

    & Law of Gravity
    Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

    & Law of Random Numbers
    If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

    & Law of the Alibi
    If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

    & Variation Law
    If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

    & Law of the Bath
    When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

    & Law of Close Encounters
    The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

    & Law of the Result
    When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

    &Law of Biomechanics
    The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

    & Law of the Theater
    At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

    & The Starbucks Law
    As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

    & Murphy's Law of Lockers
    If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

    & Law of Physical Surfaces
    The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

    & Law of Logical Argument
    Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

    & Brown's Law of Physical Appearance
    If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

    & Oliver's Law of Public Speaking
    A closed mouth gathers no feet.

    & Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
    As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

    & Doctors' Law
    If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
    & Good Food Law
    The better something tastes, the greater the probability that it is bad for you.

  3. #2
    Sounds like Mr Murphy's bird of paridice has flown up your nose.

  4. #3
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    As I was reading this, I found myself agreeing with about 90% of it.

  5. #4
    man those are so true... several have happened to me more than once.. thanks for the laugh sheldon
    You can have my freedom as soon as I'm done with it!!!

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