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  1. #11
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    Jun 2008
    New Mexico, United States


    Quote Originally Posted by NDS View Post
    He should have just emigrated to New Zealand...................
    Damn you beat me to it so I'll go with

    A good friend will sit next to you in jail and say damn we had fun

  3. #12
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    Feb 2008
    Inland Empire

    Talking It's a Cultural Thing!

    Hey AussieRouge,
    I think the report said: "Two male joggers said they had observed a man molesting the sheep in a field at Botany Bay Lane, Chislehurst," police said in a statement. Back in the bad old days of using that penal colony for Brit law-breakers (hard core ones like starving kids who stole a loaf of bread to survive) most Aussies proudly call them their founding fathers, somewhat like the Yank's founding fathers, most of whom had a Brit bounty on their heads for their dislike of rule from Westminster and paying taxes that went into George III's wardrobes, wild 'n wooly parties, not bettering the lives of the folks the Brits treated with scorn deporting many of their trouble-makers over here too. Many generations later I trained with some Aussie medics on HI, part of a troop exchange program and they make some fine troops and superb medics. So Jacobean & Victorian England sent Australia & America it's best natural survivors robbing from the rich and keeping it all, and now look at what they kept Tony Blair or Benny Hill as fine model citizens, both bi-the way not straight shooters. So maybe his punishment should be a 1-way trip to Sydney where if he finds the urge to molest a BF 8ft high kangaroo he'll get kicked so hard he'll land in Tasmania, complete with their real aggressive endemic critters Tasmanian Devils, not taken to being buggered-around with, chew his pecker right off! U know if U look at the aging Prince Charles just right, that sheepish toothy grin, the throaty chuckle that sounds just like a sheep @ times, I wonders if Henry VIII had a few royal mistresses who stood on 4-legs not two? "What's a nice creature like you doing in a damp old castle like this princess Barbara of York?" No need to lop their heads off if they fell out of favor or flavor; mutton for dinner if the story ever leaked or (fact) his only male child died of strange illnesses in his youth! Bad gene mix maybe? Gray\timber wolves aka Canis-Lupus attacks on sheep herds seem to have dropped off in WA since I started this thread. Maybe our (hard-up for a date) shepherds are taking better care of them for reasons I don't even want to think about! Out of this thread and lamb-chops are off my grocery list for a while.

    Last edited by Canis-Lupus; 07-19-2008 at 09:14 PM.

  4. #13
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    Dec 2007
    All it takes is one male sheep...he had better watch his back or he might get "rammed".

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