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    Talking Mark Your Calendar For Next Saturday!

    As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see
    any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide
    If he does.

    So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women
    are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help
    weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

    Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-
    terrorist effort.

    All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in
    front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to
    demonstrate they think itís okay to see nude women other than
    their wife, and to show support for all American women.

    Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at
    your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

    The American government appreciates your efforts to root out
    terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist
    activity. God bless America!

    It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to
    at least 5 people you're a terrorist sympathizing lily-livered
    coward and are in the position of posing as a national threat!

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    I'm pretty sure my wife won't fall for this (though my neighbors would pay I'm sure). I'll pass this along to her and see if she goes for it. ;)
    Unapologetic American
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    That has been around for some while. I've set out by the road every Saturday for years with a 6-pack and haven't seen the first nude woman. I guess patriotism isn't what it use to be...;)
    USAF Retired, CATM, SC CWP, NH NR CWP, NRA Benefactor
    To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of people always possess arms, and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them... -- Richard Henry Lee, 1787

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheldon View Post
    If you don't send this to
    at least 5 people you're a terrorist sympathizing lily-livered
    coward and are in the position of posing as a national threat!
    My God, I can't have anyone thinking I'm one of those! Where do I sign up?

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