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    Wink The Blonde Cowboy (joke)

    Blonde Cowboy
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    The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.

    As he is locking him up, he asks, "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"

    The Cowboy says: "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little redhead asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.

    "We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt, so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants, so I did.

    Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts, so I did.

    Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy.'

    And here I am."

    Son of a Gun, Blonde Men do exist.

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    Damn! What an idiot!

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    Ooohhh, cowboy jokes! Can I play?

    Q: How did the cowboy get horse manure in his mustache?


    Ready? It's a sing along:



    A: Looking for love in all the wrong places...
    People don't like to be meddled with. We tell them what to do, what to think, don't run, don't walk. We're in their homes and in their heads and we haven't the right. We're meddlesome.--River Tam

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    Quote Originally Posted by NDS View Post
    Ooohhh, cowboy jokes! Can I play?

    Q: How did the cowboy get horse manure in his mustache?


    Ready? It's a sing along:



    A: Looking for love in all the wrong places...
    Oh I always thought that was a cowboys cure for chapped lips....To keep him from licking them.
    SINCE WHEN IS IT EXTREME TO SUPPORT THE CONSTITUTION?
    THE AMERICAN FLAG SHOULD BE ALLOWED EVERY WHERE IN THE UNITED STATES!!!!
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    Ye ha glade Harleys don't have those. Not to say there are not A--h---s on harleys we just don't kiss the tail pipes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kwo51 View Post
    Ye ha glade Harleys don't have those. Not to say there are not A--h---s on harleys we just don't kiss the tail pipes.
    You know what the difference is between a Harley and a Hoover?
    SINCE WHEN IS IT EXTREME TO SUPPORT THE CONSTITUTION?
    THE AMERICAN FLAG SHOULD BE ALLOWED EVERY WHERE IN THE UNITED STATES!!!!
    Stand With Arizona (and Against Illegal Immigration)

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