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    Wink I'm voting Democrat

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    VOTING DEMOCRAT.........



    I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

    I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

    I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

    I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

    I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

    I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as Government sees fit.

    I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

    I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, they will come over here and I won't need any guns in the house to fight them off with.

    I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

    I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.


    Makes ya wonder why anyone would EVER vote Republican, now doesn't it?

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    Glad your cleared that up for me. HE HE HE.
    By faith Noah,being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear,prepared an ark to the saving of his house;by the which he condemned the world,and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith Heb.11:7

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheldon View Post
    ________________________________________
    VOTING DEMOCRAT.........



    I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

    I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

    I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

    I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

    I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

    I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as Government sees fit.

    I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

    I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, they will come over here and I won't need any guns in the house to fight them off with.

    I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

    I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.


    Makes ya wonder why anyone would EVER vote Republican, now doesn't it?

    Hilarious!

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    See I was right all along.Don't bother agreeing with me I've already changed my mind.

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    WHEW! The title of this thread had me kinda concerned.

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    When I saw the title I thought" another lost soul needs an education". I was all fired up to try to bring you back into the fold........actually got a kick out of your post,as a good friend likes to say TOOOO FUNNY.

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    Wow, you really opened my eyes just before election. I was an extreme conservative, but now, you've enlightened me and I can't wait to vote for NoBama at the polls. I guess I was a democrat all along and just didn't know it.

    If you believe that one, I'm also giving away all of my guns at 9:00am tomorrow first come, first served.... YEAH FRIGGIN RIGHT!!!!!!!!

    Daddy always said, if you're over 30, and you're not a republican, then you never grew up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MP3Mogul View Post
    Daddy always said, if you're over 30, and you're not a republican, then you never grew up!
    I don't know.I never really grew up,and I damn sure ain't a demoncrap.
    Give everybody guns.
    Natural selection will cull out the idiots.

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    My Myspace friends really got a kick out of this one, even those who are registered Democrats!

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