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    Talking Do you have any Grapes?

    A blonde walks into a store and says to the store keeper, "Do you have any grapes?"

    The store keeper replies, "No, I don't." So the blonde leaves.

    She comes back the next day and says, "Do you have any grapes?"

    The store keeper says, "NO! I don't have any grapes! Stop asking me!" So the blonde leaves.

    She comes back the next day and says, "Do you have any grapes?"

    "I DON"T HAVE ANY GRAPES! If you ask me one more time, I'm going to nail you to the wall!" So the blonde leaves.

    She comes back the next day and says, "Do you have any nails?"

    "No."

    "Do you have any grapes?"

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    I don't get it.

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    That's funny and I don't care who ya are.......that's funny......LOL
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    Seriously, I don't get it. Can someone please explain?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tattedupboy View Post
    Seriously, I don't get it. Can someone please explain?
    If the store owner has no nails he can't nail her to the wall for asking for grapes again . . . got it now? :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by mom of 3 angels View Post
    If the store owner has no nails he can't nail her to the wall for asking for grapes again . . . got it now? :)
    Now I get it. I feel like such a blonde for not figuring it out before!

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