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    only in wisconsin: woman calls 911 to report cat sex

    Must be the water in Southern Wisconsin lol. Or the proximity to the state mental hospital...

    Police called after woman sees kittens having sex in her yard

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    only in wisconsin: woman calls 911 to report cat sex

    My ex called on a cat once. It was harassing ours through the window. I had a really hard time keeping a straight face. Dang peeping Tom( cat).

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    Also, that end of the state is way to close to Chicago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew49417 View Post
    My ex called on a cat once. It was harassing ours through the window. I had a really hard time keeping a straight face. Dang peeping Tom( cat).
    Firecrackers! I throw firecrackers and shoot bottle rockets off my upstairs porch. Cats freak and run around fall frantic when they can't figure out where they're coming from. Its hilarious!

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    only in wisconsin: woman calls 911 to report cat sex

    Turn on a lawn sprinkler. Works well, too.

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    Those little golf ball sized strobes make them urinate. Not sure if it's the pulsating hiss or the flash, but it's pretty damn funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew49417 View Post
    My ex called on a cat once. It was harassing ours through the window. I had a really hard time keeping a straight face. Dang peeping Tom( cat).
    Do you have a gorilla mask? You could run on your knuckles at it and see what it does.

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    bwaahahaahaha!! my cat does that to tickle me elmo and my old alf toy

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    Stupid is everywhere. The last two elections prove that.
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