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    Thumbs down 'Best & Brightest' Sign Petition to Ban Pressure Cookers

    Not to be outdone by the hundreds of Californians who recently signed a petition to authorize a government sponsored door-to-door confiscations of firearms, college students in Miami-Dade county have stepped up in the interest of America’s safety and security to ban another hazardous weapon of mass destruction – the common kitchen pressure cooker.

    You can’t make this stuff up…

    Posing as a liberal activist, the petitioner makes her case by claiming pressure cookers, “were actually used in the Boston bombing, so we’re just trying to limit who can get them,” adding that her organization is, “just trying to keep people safe by reducing the number of them.”

    Our best and brightest were more than happy to oblige.

    Due to the recent bombings at the Boston Marathon, caused by bombs that were made with pressure cookers, we are asking that they be removed from shelves at local stores in the Miami-Dade county area.

    We, the undersigned, are concerned citizens who urge our leaders to act now to ban the sale of pressure cookers in the Miami-Dade county area.

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  3. I wonder if this is one of those experiments to document silliness and ignorance in the general public, as with the guy who recently got tons of people on the streets to sign petitions to "ban di-hydrogen oxide," which "permeates the food chain and gets into your bodies and the bodies of unborn babies..." Of course, di-hydrogen oxide -- H2O -- is water.

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    'Best & Brightest' Sign Petition to Ban Pressure Cookers

    Most probably said "what the hell is a pressure cooker anyway?". Let's face it, unless they use them to make quarter pounders with cheese, that generation wouldn't have a clue. It's unfair to reason that despite their indoctrination to socialism at the hands of our public education system they would understand that it isn't the pressure cookers fault.

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    Betty Crocker just made the FBI terror list.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BC1 View Post
    Betty Crocker just made the FBI terror list.
    Only if she is a Christian...


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