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    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Battle Creek Mi

    Talking marriage jokes

    One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a
    very Sexy nightie.
    'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.'
    So he tied her up and went golfing.


    A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.
    She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack
    your bags. I won the lottery!'
    The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or
    mountain stuff?'
    'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'


    Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and
    the other is a husband.

  3. #2
    Thank you! Now if we can get fay to move,Florida may be a swamp again.

  4. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by kwo51 View Post
    Thank you! Now if we can get fay to move,Florida may be a swamp again.
    nice ones Sheldon. kwo51 looks like it's going to stay around for another day, hang in there she's got to leave sometime hopefully your land is on a Little bit of the high side.
    Last edited by DJ58; 08-22-2008 at 07:55 AM.
    "Victory at all cost Victory in spite of all terror. Victory no matter how long and how hard the road may be; for without Victory there is no survival."
    (Winston Churchill)

  5. #4
    thanks.. I needed to chuckle a bit
    You can have my freedom as soon as I'm done with it!!!

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    Sand hills are us. I was hoping for water front property.

  7. #6
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    In response to the last part of the joke (where one is always right and the other is the husband), is that why we men have trademarked the phrase, "yes, Dear."

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