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    Dear Mr. Obama:

    Dear Mr. Obama:

    I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my
    health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.

    We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into
    Mexico , and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.

    We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration
    quotas and laws.

    I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would
    you mind telling your buddy, President Enrique Peņa Nieto, that I'm on
    my way over?

    Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

    1. Free medical care for my entire family.

    2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might
    need, whether I use them or not.

    3. Please print all Mexican Government forms in English.

    4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English- speaking
    (bi-lingual) teachers.

    5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture
    and history.

    6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag
    poles at their school.

    7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and

    8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy
    access to government services.

    9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico , but I don't plan to
    purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to
    learn local traffic laws.

    10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo
    from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every
    patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.

    11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my housetop, put U.S. flag decals
    on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want
    any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

    12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or
    have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.

    13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be
    extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or
    about the strain we might place on their economy.

    14. I want to receive free food stamps.

    15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.

    16. I'll need income tax credits so that although I don't pay Mexican
    taxes, I'll receive money from the government.

    17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Government pays $4,500.00 to
    help me buy a new car.

    18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican
    Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in

    I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things
    for all his people who walk over to the U.S. from Mexico . I am sure
    that President Enrique Peņa Nieto won't mind returning the favor if
    you ask him nicely.

    Thank you so much for your kind help.
    The only easy day was yesterday
    Dedicated to my brother in law who died
    doing what he loved being a Navy SEAL

  3. I love it man!! So freaking true!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by runner44 View Post
    I love it man!! So freaking true!!
    You got that right! Hahahahahahaa
    Samuel Colt did more for equality in America than any civil rights activist.

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