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    Talking The Ventriloquist and the Blond

    A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of dumb blonde jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "OK jerk, I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What do a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person... because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large... all in the name of humor."

    Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little bstrd on your knee!"

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    Oh my goodness! ROFLMAO!

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    I must be doing better this is like the 4th joke I've posted that you enjoyed.

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    Not bad for clean

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    hahaha not bad
    You can have my freedom as soon as I'm done with it!!!

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    Well I guess it will not be Billeries lap he is sitting on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheldon View Post
    I must be doing better this is like the 4th joke I've posted that you enjoyed.
    I must confess that you are indeed coming into your own. Keep up the good work!

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