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    An exceptionally good Catholic Joke.....

    An exceptionally good Catholic Joke.....

    The Pope and Obama are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.

    The Pope leans towards President Obama and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

    Obama replied, "I seriously doubt that! With one little wave of your hand....Show me!"
    So the Pope backhanded him and knocked him off the stage!

    AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY and there was happiness throughout the land!

    Kind of brings a tear to your eye,
    doesn't it?

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    One fine day a Rabbi, a good friend of the local priest in the Catholic Church, was visiting with the priest as he was conducting confession. A girl came in and confessed to having an affair with three men this week. The priest told the girl to say twenty-five hail Marys and throw five dollars in the poor box. No sooner had the girl left when another girl came in and confessed to also having an affair with three men this week. Again the priest told the second girl to say twenty-five hail Marys and also throw five dollars in the poor box. About this time the priest had to take a leak and asked the rabbi to take over for him for a few minutes. The rabbi agreed and the priest left the rabbi alone in the confessional. No sooner had the priest left when a third girl came in and confessed to having an affair with two men this week. The rabbi thought for a minute then said to the girl..that's okay, you can go back and have another affair, we're having a special this week, "three for five dollars".




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