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    Beware of Naked Woman!

    Although this reads like a joke this actually happened. I could not stop laughing when I read this. This is the first time I have heard of the "Hey honey, you get naked and keep him busy while I robbed the place" tactic.


    A woman distracted a Crossville, Tennessee man by swimming naked so her husband could rob the man’s home, WKRN-TV reports:

    The 54-year-old told police he was approached by the couple, who live nearby, and the 30-something year-old woman asked if she could swim in his pool. She then asked the man if it would bother him if she swam naked. He said it would not.

    According to police, the husband left after his wife asked him to retrieve her cigarettes.

    While he was gone, he burglarized the home, stealing a handgun, jewelry and medication. The stolen items amounted to $1,195.

    During the theft, the woman kept the neighbor distracted for 20 minutes by swimming naked in his pool.

    “I went and got her a towel, she dried off and all of a sudden she was soaking wet again. I escorted her outside and invited her to church, but she said she didn’t have time for that, she wasn’t ready for that,” victim Stephen Amaral told Nashville’s News 2.

    “They cleared me out and I just feel violated,” he said.

    Amaral said he wants the stolen items back. He said the handgun was the service weapon he used while he was a Mississippi deputy and he planned to pass it on to his grandchildren.

    The two suspects have been identified but have not been arrested.

    The investigation is ongoing.


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    but I repeat myself.
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    The home owner watches her skinny dipping for twenty minutes, and then invites her to church? Why doesn't it surprise me that he was robbed.

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    Beware of Naked Woman!

    This guy was a Putz in every sense of the word. On what planet, does some woman walk up to the neighbor ask to swim nude, in front of her husband and another man and then just leave? Sounds like a bad plot to a B rated adult film. Any woman naked in my pool has more than just the urge to cool off.

    Edit: this guy was a former deputy! SMFH. I got nothing more!
    Guns.??? What Guns???

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