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    Feb 2013
    The Lowcountry of South Carolina

    Well, you have no ears.

    Tom was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through the floor and ripped off both of his ears. As he was permanently disfigured, he settled for a very large sum of money and left the company. At first he was highly self-conscious about his disability and he stayed at home, keeping himself to himself. A few months later, however, Tom decided to invest his money in a small, but lucrative, franchise business. After weeks of negotiations he bought the company outright. But, after signing on the dotted line, he realized that he knew little about running a business. He decided he had to hire someone who could help him out. After advertising in the local press he received several interesting applications and eventually set up three interviews.
    The first candidate was very promising. He was intelligent, friendly and seemed to know everything he needed to. As the interview drew to a conclusion, the applicant commented, “I couldn’t help but notice, but you don’t appear to have any ears.” Tom was very disappointed by his lack of tact and decided there and then that he was not right for the job.
    The second interviewee was a woman and she was even better than the first. At the end of the interview he asked her directly: “Do you notice anything different about me?”
    She replied: “Well, you have no ears.”
    Tom again felt slightly offended and decided not to employ her.
    The third and final interviewee was the best of all three, a young graduate fresh out of business school. He was very smart, he was very easy to get along with and he seemed to have more about him than the first two put together.
    Tom was apprehensive, but went ahead and asked the young man the same question: “Do you notice anything different about me?”
    To his surprise, the young man answered: “Yes. You wear contact lenses.”
    Tom was shocked, and said, “What an incredibly observant young man. How in the world did you know that?”
    The young man replied, “Well, it’s obvious really. You can’t wear glasses if you haven’t got any [email protected]$*ing ears!”

  3. lol

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    Situational Awareness Right.
    I'd rather be a Conservative Nutjob. Than a Liberal with NO Nuts & NO Job

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