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    I'm From the Government

    I'm from the government


    A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10
    husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a Virgin". **

    "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten
    times?" **

    "Well, husband #1 was a **Sales Representative; **he kept telling me how great it was going to be. **

    "Husband # 2 was in **Software Services; **he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.*
    * **

    "Husband # 3 was from **Field Services; **he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. **

    "Husband # 4 was in** **Telemarketing;** even though he knew he had
    the** **order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.** **

    "Husband # 5 was an **Engineer,** **he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method. **

    "Husband #6 was from **Administration; **he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. **

    "Husband # 7 was in **Marketing; **although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it... **

    "Husband # 8 was a **Psychiatrist; **all he did was talk about it. **

    "Husband # 9 was a **Gynacologist; **all he did was look at it.** **

    "Husband # 10 was a **Stamp Collector; **all he ever did was lick it.....
    God I miss him. **

    " But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".*****

    "Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?**
    **
    "You're with the **
    **"**GOVERNMENT**" *****

    *This time **I KNOW** **I'M** gonna get **screwed**."*****

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    You're on a streak today aren't you Old Grunt!

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    I think this NEW ACA will raise your premiums but will hand out free KY to cover your displeasure.
    "The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities." --author and philosopher Ayn Rand (1905-1982)

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    A big tube of KY!!
    Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress;
    but I repeat myself.
    Mark Twain

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