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    Sarah Palin Facts

    •Sarah Palin was to walk out to the singing of Angels, but convention organizers thought it might come off as showing off.

    • Sarah Palin’s suit is made from 100% dead liberal skin.

    • Sarah Palin prepped for this speech with a ritual sacrifice of Susan Estrich.

    • Sarah Palin has actually travelled backwards in time from after the roll call to accept the nomination retroactively.

    • Sarah Palin doesn’t actually have an accent, it’s distortion from her telepathic broadcast directly into your brain.

    • In 2003, the US considered deploying Sarah Palin to Iraq as a 1-woman commando squad, but wanted to make it a fair fight.

    • As head of Alaska’s Nat’l Guard, Sarah Palin taught troops in a training exercise to scare a grenade into not exploding.

    • Sarah Palin drives herself to work everyday - in an M1A1 tank

    • Sarah Palin believes in change, too. She takes it from your pockets after striking you dead.

    • Sarah Palin wears three quarter length sleeves to keep from getting blood on her clothes when she kills liberals.

    • The diamonds in Sarah Palin’s earrings were crushed with her very hands.

    • Sarah Palin loves opening up a can of whoop-ass.

    • Sarah Palin thinks vegetarians are delicious.

    • Sarah Palin's favorite childhood Disney movie was "101 Pitbulls"

    • Even when wearing a snowmobile suit Sarah Palin is hot.

    • Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North.

    • Sarah Palin’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List

    • Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience

    • Sarah Palin begins every day with a moment of silence for the political enemies buried in her yard.

    • Sarah Palin uses French Canadians as bait to catch giant king salmon.

    • When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered.

    • Sarah Palin’s finishing move in the VP debate will be pulling Biden’s still beating heart from his chest & taking a bite.

    • Sarah Palin doesn’t need a gun to hunt. She has been known to throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.

    • Sarah Palin can divide by zero.

    • Wants to be President but is too kind to cut in front of John McCain, so now we get her for 16 yrs!
    Victory rewards not the army that fires the most rounds, but who is the more accurate shot. ---Unknown

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    boyzoi Guest

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    too funny.......ya gotta love an independant woman

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    I like it.
    By faith Noah,being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear,prepared an ark to the saving of his house;by the which he condemned the world,and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith Heb.11:7

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    Cut until there is no government left to cut.This would be a good thing. What has your government done for you lately.

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    She definatley is a tough woman!

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    Chuck Norris wears Sarah Palin underwear.
    Victory rewards not the army that fires the most rounds, but who is the more accurate shot. ---Unknown

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    Red face Sarah Palin sleeps with a night light...

    Sarah Palin sleeps with a night light...

    Because the dark is afraid of Sarah Palin
    FESTUS
    IN OMNIA PARATUS

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    Sarah Palin begins every day with a moment of silence for the political enemies buried in her yard.

    Keep up your great work, Sarah!
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    LOL you guys are to much!
    "When Government fears the people, it's liberty. When people fear the Government, it's tyranny."
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    Anyone remember Pat Tillman, who quit football to join the Army Rangers and fight in Afghanistan. If I didn't know any better, I'd think that this was him!

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