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    Haha to funny.....

    I know there was a thread the other day about not bashing Democrats but I thought this was funny so figured I'd post it.

    Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give
    away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign "FREE KITTENS" next to them.

    Suddenly a big line of big black cars came up with a policeman on a
    motorcycle in front.

    The cars all stopped and a tall man stepped out from the biggest car.

    "Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?" he asked.

    "Kittens" Little Suzy says. "They're so small, their eyes are not
    even open yet, and I have to take care of them"

    "What kind of kittens are they?" he asked.

    "Democrats" says Little Suzy.

    The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove away.

    Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen. Obama called his campaign
    manager and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

    It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the
    media there and tell everyone about these great kittens.

    The next day, Little Suzy is standing out on the corner with her box
    of kittens with the "FREE KITTENS" sign and the big motorcade of
    black cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS
    and CNN.

    Everyone had their cameras ready and then, Sen. Obama got out of his
    limo and walked up to Little Suzy.

    "Now, don't be frightened," he said, "I just want you to tell all
    these nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving away
    today."

    "Yes sir," Suzy said, "The are all REPUBLICAN kittens."

    Taken by surprise, Sen. Obama said, "But yesterday, you told me that
    they were DEMOCRATS."

    Little Suzy says, "Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes open."
    "When Government fears the people, it's liberty. When people fear the Government, it's tyranny."
    - Benjamin Franklin

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    And thats the truth.

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    That is a good one.
    By faith Noah,being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear,prepared an ark to the saving of his house;by the which he condemned the world,and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith Heb.11:7

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    Did he still go ahead with the photo op?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tattedupboy View Post
    Did he still go ahead with the photo op?
    yes.. and then tried covering it up.
    You can have my freedom as soon as I'm done with it!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scarecrow View Post
    yes.. and then tried covering it up.
    Typical politician.

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