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    Talking top ten

    Top Ten Country & Western Songs.

    10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

    9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I
    Woke Up With a Few

    8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

    7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'

    6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared
    She'd Win

    5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still
    Here

    4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him

    3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

    2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer

    And the Number One Country & Western song is...

    1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My
    Ass All Day Long.

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    That deserves a toast.I got to get a beer.She got the gold mine and I got the shaft.

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    My favorite of all time is "She was bread in old Kentucky but she is just a crumb up here".
    By faith Noah,being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear,prepared an ark to the saving of his house;by the which he condemned the world,and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith Heb.11:7

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    I might start listening to country now!

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    lmao... not a country fan.. but that's funny:)
    You can have my freedom as soon as I'm done with it!!!

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    For you non-country music people please note that these are real song titles, not a joke.

    However my favorite one is "Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goalposts of Life".

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    Quote Originally Posted by FN1910 View Post
    For you non-country music people please note that these are real song titles, not a joke.

    However my favorite one is "Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goalposts of Life".
    Seriously? Can someone include the person who sang the song next to each song title? These titles just seem too funny to be true.

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