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  1. #1
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    Talking Best Piece of Ash...

    It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it,
    but here is one:

    ...Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A
    small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the
    birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

    The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on
    the sapling.

    The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if
    that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

    The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is
    neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the
    best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.'

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  3. #2
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    Well done

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    Pretty creative!

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