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    Why men should not drink beer!

    A friend of mine sent me this today. Men, stay away from that beer!


    > ...Beer contains female hormones!
    >
    > Last month National University of Lesotho scientists
    > released
    > the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence
    > of
    > female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look
    > at their beer
    > consumption. The theory is that beer contains female
    > hormones
    > (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough
    > beer, men
    > turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints
    > of beer
    > each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100%
    > of the
    > test subjects:
    >
    >
    > 1) argued over nothing.
    > 2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
    > 3) Gained weight.
    > 4) Talked excessively without making sense.
    > 5) Became overly emotional.
    > 6) Couldn't drive.
    > 7) Failed to think rationally
    > 8) Had to sit down while urinating.
    >
    > No further testing was considered necessary.
    > Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking
    > too much
    > beer!
    By faith Noah,being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear,prepared an ark to the saving of his house;by the which he condemned the world,and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith Heb.11:7

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    wolfhunter Guest
    I heard beer was a date rape drug women give men so they can take advantage of us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HK4U View Post
    ...National University of Lesotho...
    Cute, but couldn't they have credited someplace more credible?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NDS View Post
    Cute, but couldn't they have credited someplace more credible?
    I think that was part of the joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by toreskha View Post
    I think that was part of the joke.
    That's my point. A joke should be structured to allow someone suspension of their disbelief long enough to generate a laugh. By starting off with 'Lesotho' they let us know it was a joke before it began.
    People don't like to be meddled with. We tell them what to do, what to think, don't run, don't walk. We're in their homes and in their heads and we haven't the right. We're meddlesome.--River Tam

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    Hmm, maybe article #1 applies here. I think I'll forward this to my drinking buddies.

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    This looks like something Sheldon would have posted. Funny, though!
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