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    Home Security

    I received this from a very disgruntled person this morning. Oddly enough, he is right.

    Subject: Fwd: Home Security

    I took down my Rebel flag (which you CAN'T buy on ebay any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door.

    I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on ebay) and ran it up the flag pole

    Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.
    Plus, I bought burkas for my family when we shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way and security can't pat us down.

    Hot Damn — Safe at last — Ain’t America great or what?

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    But if a guy wearing a hat with a US or confederate flag on it were seen heading to your house carrying cans of gasoline, they would all conveniently take a coffee break.
    “Religion is an insult to human dignity. Without it you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things.
    But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.” ― Steven Weinberg

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