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    What we need is a few more taxes

    I received this in an e-mail today.

    > At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the
    > awful truth of
    > it. Be sure to read all the way to the end!
    > Just amazing
    >
    > Tax his land,
    > Tax his bed,
    > Tax the table
    > At which he's fed.
    >
    > Tax his tractor,
    > Tax his mule,
    > Teach him taxes
    > Are the rule.
    >
    > Tax his work,
    > Tax his pay,
    > He works for peanuts
    > &n bsp; Anyway!
    >
    > Tax his cow,
    > Tax his goat,
    > Tax his pants,
    > Tax his coat.
    >
    > Tax his ties,
    > Tax his shirt,
    > Tax his work,
    > Tax his dirt.
    >
    > Tax his tobacco,
    > Tax his drink,
    > Tax him if he
    > Tries to think.
    >
    > Tax his cigars,
    > Tax his beers,
    > If he cries
    > Tax his tears.
    >
    > Tax his car,
    > Tax his gas,
    > ; Find other ways
    > To tax his ass.
    >
    > Tax all he has
    > Then let him know
    > That you won't be done
    > Till he has no dough.
    >
    > When he screams and hollers,
    > Then tax him more,
    > Tax him till
    > He's good and sore.
    >
    > Then tax his coffin,
    > Tax his grave,
    > Tax the sod in
    > Which he's laid.
    >
    > Put these words
    > upon his tomb,
    > ' Taxes drove me to my
    > doom...'
    > When he's gone,
    > Do not relax,
    > It's time to apply
    > The inheritance tax.
    >
    > Accounts Receivable Tax
    > Building Permit Tax
    > CD L license Tax
    > Cigarette Tax
    > Corporate Income Tax
    > Dog License Tax
    > Excise Taxes
    > Federal Income Tax
    > Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
    > Fishing License Tax
    > Food License Tax
    > Fuel Permit Tax
    > Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
    > Gross Receipts Tax
    > Hunting License Tax
    > Inheritance Tax
    > Inventory Tax
    > IRS Interest Charges IRS Penal ties
    > (tax on top of tax)
    > Liquor Tax
    > Luxury Taxes
    > Marriage License Tax
    > Medicare Tax
    > Personal Property Tax
    > Privilege Tax
    > Property Tax
    > Real Estate Tax
    > Service Charge Tax
    > Social Security Tax
    > Road Usage Tax
    > Sales Tax
    > Recreational Vehicle Tax
    > School Tax
    > State Income Tax
    > State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
    > Telephone Federal Excise Tax
    > Telephone Federal Universal
    > Service Fee Tax
    > Telephone Federal, State and
    > Local Surcharge20Taxes
    > Telephone Minimum Usage
    > Surcharge Tax
    > Telephone Recurring and
    > Non-recurring Charges Tax
    > Telephone State and Local Tax
    > Telephone Usage Charge Tax
    > Use Tax
    > Utility Taxes
    > Vehicle License Registration
    > Tax
    > Vehicle Sales Tax
    > Watercraft Registration Tax
    > Well Permit Tax
    > Workers Compensation Tax
    >
    > STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
    >
    > Not one of these taxes existed
    > 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the
    > world.
    > We had absolutely no national
    > debt, had the largest middle class in the wo rld, and Mom
    > stayed home to raise the kids.
    > What in the hell happened? Can
    > you spell 'politicians!'
    > And I still have to 'press
    > 1' for English!?!?!?!?
    By faith Noah,being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear,prepared an ark to the saving of his house;by the which he condemned the world,and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith Heb.11:7

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    don't forget about GREED!!! Greedy politicians and their path to destruction!

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