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    Talking 25 Ways to tell you're grown up...

    1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

    2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

    3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge..

    4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

    5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

    6. You watch the Weather Channel.

    7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."

    8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

    9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

    10 You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

    11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

    12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

    13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

    14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

    15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

    16. You take naps.

    17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

    18. Eatin g a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

    19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

    20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good s*%t."

    21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time..

    22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

    23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

    24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

    25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh s*%t, what the hell happened?"

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    26. You read this entire list looking desparately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass. Then you forward it to bunch of old friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it too. And now you know why I am forwarding this to you...
    "The sword dose not cause the murder, and the maker of the sword dose not bear sin" Rabbi Solomon ben Isaac 11th century
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    Number 8 still applies to me. I get more than 14 days just at Winter Break (that's Christmas to the non-PC)
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    Good stuff Sheldon

    and according to that list, I'm officially "ancient."

    Time sure flies...
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    Sorry, You old bastards...not quite there yet!
    (All the above are MY opinions/suggestions ONLY....AND, I like to bust ball's, it's called having a sense of humor. In other words, no intent to offend anyone, so get over it)

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    Quote Originally Posted by sambo42xa View Post
    Sorry, You old bastards...not quite there yet!
    Sounds like you watched the new Clint Eastwood movie...
    "The sword dose not cause the murder, and the maker of the sword dose not bear sin" Rabbi Solomon ben Isaac 11th century
    "Don't be so open minded that your brains fall out!" Father John Corapi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheldon View Post
    Sounds like you watched the new Clint Eastwood movie...
    Good one. Actually NO I did not see the movie yet. I wait till the movies come out on tv, and I turn 46 next week. I do find myself listening to A.M. news radio though!!
    (All the above are MY opinions/suggestions ONLY....AND, I like to bust ball's, it's called having a sense of humor. In other words, no intent to offend anyone, so get over it)

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    I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys-R-Us kid...

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    Hey now, the game's on, I'm outta here, y'all can talk about me all you want to now.

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    is it wrong that i'm 29 and alot of this applies?
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    To be honest, there were five I counted that apply to Me....but I didn't want to say anything just yet...shhhhhhhhhh
    (All the above are MY opinions/suggestions ONLY....AND, I like to bust ball's, it's called having a sense of humor. In other words, no intent to offend anyone, so get over it)

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