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    Talking Five doctors argue about the best patients

    Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on.

    The first surgeon says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

    The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded.'

    The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

    The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.'

    But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving parts - the mouth and the arsehole - and they are interchangeable'
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    lmao, good one
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    Yep, sounds like the politicians I've met.

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    Talking Yup,,,

    Sounds right....
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    lol that was good
    Let every soul be subject unto the [U.S. Constitution.] For there is no [Constitution] but of God: the [Constitution] that be [is] ordained of God. Whosoever therefore resisteth the [Constitution], resisteth the ordinance of God:American Romans Ch.13v1-7 C.Baldwin

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    I think for the most of them this is right on.
    By faith Noah,being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear,prepared an ark to the saving of his house;by the which he condemned the world,and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith Heb.11:7

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    Good one...

    and accurate on the politicians I'd have to agree.

    "There is no consitutional right to be protected by the state against being murdered by criminals or madmen." (7th Cir. 1982, Bowers v. DeVito)Stay safe, and stay trained.www.sazsatt.com

  9. Not quite accurate for the politicians here in Illinois. Their hands move also -- especially out to take money.

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    Festus that is BEAUTIFUL!
    And absolutely true,if only in a metaphorical sense.
    Give everybody guns.
    Natural selection will cull out the idiots.

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