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    [Humor] Survivor Texas Style...

    Forwarded to me from a friend of mine in Houston.
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    A major network is planning a new "survivor" show.

    In response, the State of Texas is planning: "Survivor, Texas Style".

    The contestants will start in El Paso, travel I-20 through Pecos, Odessa, Midland, Big Spring, Abilene, Ft.Worth & Dallas. They will then proceed down to Waco, Austin, over to Houston, back to San Antonio, up I-10 to Kerrville, Sonora, up to San Angelo, up to Lamesa, Lubbock, to Amarillo over to Hereford and back to El Paso.

    Each will be driving a pink Volvo, with a bumper sticker that reads:

    "I'm gay, I voted for Barrak Obama and I'm here to confiscate your guns."

    The first one to make it back to El Paso wins.
    Know the law; don't ask, don't tell.
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    Happy new 1984; 25 years behind schedule. Send lawyers, guns and money...the SHTF...

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    wolfhunter Guest
    Well, the producers won't have to worry about paying out a prize...

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfhunter View Post
    Well, the producers won't have to worry about paying out a prize...
    You know it does sound more something like Johnny Knoxville or Steve-O would do.
    Know the law; don't ask, don't tell.
    NRA & UT Certified Instructor; CT, FL, NH, NV, OR, PA & UT CCW Holder
    Happy new 1984; 25 years behind schedule. Send lawyers, guns and money...the SHTF...

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    wolfhunter Guest
    Will it be on Showtime?

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    That sounds more like either History or Comedy Channels
    Semper Fi

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