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    a Libertarian, a republican and a democrat meet the Lord

    > A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one
    > afternoon and asked
    > the
    > waitress for a cup of coffee.
    > The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked,
    > "Is that Jesus
    > sitting over there?"
    > The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican
    > requested that she give
    > Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.
    >
    > The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a hunched
    > back.
    > He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked
    > the waitress for
    > a
    > cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and
    > asked, "Is that
    > Jesus over there?"
    > The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give
    > Jesus a cup of hot
    > tea, "My treat."
    >
    > The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat
    > on crutches.
    >
    > He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered,
    > "Hey there, Honey!
    > How's about getting' me a cold glass of Miller
    > Light?"
    >
    > He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is
    > that God's boy
    > over there?" The waitress once more nodded, so the
    > Democrat directed her
    > to give Jesus a cold glass of beer. "On my bill,"
    > he said.
    >
    > As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican,
    > touched him and said,
    > "For your kindness, you are healed." The
    > Republican felt the strength
    > come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the
    > door.
    >
    > Jesus also passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said,
    > "For your
    > kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his
    > back straightening up,
    > and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series
    > of back flips out
    > the
    > door.
    >
    > Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat. The Democrat
    > jumped up and yelled,
    > "Don't touch me ... I'm collecting
    > disability."
    By faith Noah,being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear,prepared an ark to the saving of his house;by the which he condemned the world,and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith Heb.11:7

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