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    Cruise - Special Offer

    Thought some of you may be interested in the following cruise (for those who can't guess, it's a joke):

    Subject: Cruise - Special offer - are you guys up for a little fun?

    I found a Somali cruise package that departs from Sawakin (in the Sudan )
    and docks at Bagamoya (in Tanzania ). The cost is a bit high @ $800 per
    person double occupancy but I didn't find it that offensive.

    What I found enticing is that the cruise company is encouraging people to
    bring their 'High powered weapons' along on the cruise. If you don't have
    weapons you can rent them right there on the boat. They claim to have a
    master gunsmith on board and will have reloading parties every afternoon.

    The cruise lasts from 4-8 days and nights and costs a maximum of $3200 per
    person double occupancy (4 days). All the boat does is sail up and down the
    coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates. Here are some of the
    costs and claims associated with the package.

    * $800.00 US/per day double occupancy (4 day max billing)

    * M-16 full auto rental $25.00/day ammo at 100 rounds of 5.56 armor
    piercing ammo at 15.95

    * Ak-47 rifle @ No charge. ammo at 100 rounds of 7.62 com block ball
    ammo at 14.95

    * Barrett M-107 .50 cal sniper rifle rental $55.00/day ammo at 25
    rounds of .50 cal. armor piercing at 9.95

    * Crew members can double as spotters for 30.00 per hour (spotting
    scope included).

    * They even offer RPG's at 75 bucks and 200 dollars for 3 standard
    loads

    * "Everyone gets use of free complimentary night vision equipment and
    coffee and snacks on the top deck from 7pm-6am."

    * Meals are not included but seem reasonable.

    * Most cruises offer a mini-bar... these gung ho entrepreneurs
    offer....... .. get this.....

    * "MOUNTED MINIGUN AVAILABLE @ 450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained
    fire"

    * They advertise group rates and corporate discounts... ...and even
    claim "FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY"

    They even offer a partial money back if not satisfied... .here's some text
    from the ad.

    "We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by
    pirates or we will refund back half your money including gun rental charges
    and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included). How can we guarantee
    you will experience a hijacking? We operate at 5 knots within 12 miles of
    the coast of Somalia . If an attempted Hijacking does not occur we will turn
    the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots. We will repeat this for up to 8
    days making three passes a day along the entire length of Somalia .

    At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off at intervals
    and loud disco music beamed shore side to attract attention. Cabin space is
    limited so respond quickly. Reserve your package before May 29 and get 100
    rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice."

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    Join Date
    Sep 2007
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    Sounds like a fun cruise. How do we contact them for reservations

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