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    Something to laugh about, but some not

    An e-mail that could be true soon. Like the one that says they are still fighting to have English as the THIRD language in Mexifornia.

    HEADLINES FROM YEAR: 2017.

    Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

    Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.

    White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

    Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

    Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

    Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

    France pleads for global help after being taken over by Lichtenstein. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!

    Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking..

    George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2026.

    Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to the first Wednesday of every month..

    85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

    Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

    Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.

    Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States.

    Senate still blocking drilling in ANWAR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.

    Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

    Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

    Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

    New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030.

    IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

    Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.

    Now, send this to whomever you want and as many as you want, then, guess what...NOTHING will happen. No miracles, no money, absolutely nothing, except you might make someone smile or be very very scared.

    I Love This Country!

    It's The Government That Scares Me!

    ***********************

    Yes, we can laugh when we read them, but the trouble is, they are really close to being TRUE soon.

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    I would send it, but I might start getting charged using my emails sending advertisments.
    (All the above are MY opinions/suggestions ONLY....AND, I like to bust ball's, it's called having a sense of humor. In other words, no intent to offend anyone, so get over it)

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    Quote Originally Posted by sambo42xa View Post
    I would send it, but I might start getting charged using my emails sending advertisments.
    It's just one I got in my e-mail from one of my vendors for my business. I read them and never e-mail them to anyone.

    This one I laughed over, except a lot of it could happen, but not quite that quickly. I thought people on USA Carry would laugh, but it doesn't appear so.

    One of the joke lines is Mexifornia.
    A town about 15 miles from me, Woodburn, Oregon,(pop:23,355) population wise is over 50% Hispanic vs Salem(pop:154,510)where I live is right at 15% Hispanic.

    So, maybe a Mexigon somewhere in the future for us too.

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    Oh, believe me....I did laugh, and because like You said, alot of it could happen. Did I read somewhere they want to put revolving doors at the borders?
    (All the above are MY opinions/suggestions ONLY....AND, I like to bust ball's, it's called having a sense of humor. In other words, no intent to offend anyone, so get over it)

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    President Chelsea Clinton, now that's a scary thought.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]In order to rally people, governments need enemies. They want us to be afraid, to hate, so we will rally behind them. And if they don't have a real enemy, they'll invent one in order to mobilize us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cooter View Post
    President Chelsea Clinton, now that's a scary thought.
    The thought of another Clinton in the White House used to scare the hell out of me but after the last 5 months with the foreigner in the White House it does not sound nearly as scary.

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    I guess this is the best place to put this bit of humour.

    When they "Nudge. Shove. Shoot.",
    Don't retreat. Just reload.

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