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  1. #1
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    Sep 2007
    St. Louis Metro Area (IL)

    Best Worst First Date Ever

    Thought I would forward this on to the group........

    If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope
    you're sitting down when you read it. This is
    probably the funniest date story ever, first date or
    not!!! We have all had bad dates but this one takes
    the cake.

    Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most
    embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The
    winner described her worst first date experience.
    There was absolutely no question as to why her tale
    took the prize!

    She said it was midwinter ... snowing and quite cold
    ... and the guy had taken her skiing in the
    mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah. It was a day
    trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all,
    and truly had never met before.

    The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until
    they were headed home late that afternoon. They were
    driving back down the mountain, when she gradually
    began to realize that she shouldn't have had that
    extra latte.

    They were about an hour away from anywhere with a
    rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her
    companion suggested she try to hold it, which she
    did for a while.

    Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow
    going, there came a point where she told him that he
    had better stop and let her go beside the road, or
    it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped
    and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked
    her pants down and started. In the deep snow she
    didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest
    against the rear fender to steady herself.

    Her companion stood on the side of the car watching
    for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and
    refrained from peeking. All she could think about
    was the relief she felt despite the rather
    embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing
    however, she soon became aware of another sensation.
    As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady
    discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against
    the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to
    poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to
    disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was
    quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem
    due to the extreme cold.

    Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor
    of the moment, she answered her date's concerns
    about 'what is taking so long' with a reply that
    indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need
    of some assistance! He came around the car as she
    tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as
    she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out
    laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they
    finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed
    her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the
    situation was, they also were faced with a real
    problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to
    free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy

    Thinking about what had gotten her into the
    predicament in the first place, both quickly
    realized that there was only one way to get her
    free. So, as she looked the other way, her
    first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee
    her butt off the fender.

    As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the
    Tonight Show prize hands down.
    Or perhaps that should be 'pants down.'
    And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
    Jay Leno's comment...
    'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed

    Oh, and how did the first date turn out?
    He became her husband and was sitting next to her
    on the Leno show.
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  3. #2
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Gray Court, SC
    lol, I bet Jay was rolling in isles!
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  4. #3
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    deep in the Ozarks

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    Very funny story if I had known that was going to be on Jay, I would have stayed up to see the rest of the show. LOL.
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  5. #4
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    Oct 2007
    Florida,Port Richey
    I missed that one,but the story is definately funny.Good post!

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