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    Quote Originally Posted by Conservative Wife & Mom View Post
    My cat sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, MY CAT IS A SOCIALIST DEMOCRAT!
    Get a dog. Bird dogs hunt much more effectively than do bird cats. Bird dogs bring back the prize in one piece and give it to their masters. Bird cats think you provided their supper.

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    LOL,,,,Cats rule ,,Dogs drool,,, Had an old black tom cat named "Radar",,,He thought he made the notes on the house and we just lived there to give him food and let him out so he could go around cavorting with the ladies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rugerfan.64 View Post
    He thought he made the notes on the house and we just lived there to give him food and let him out so he could go around cavorting with the ladies.
    Sounds like the 2 sons I got back when they were teenagers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conservative Wife & Mom View Post
    Yes...as a cat owner I am truly aware that:

    Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines.

    Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.
    As an "owner" of two cats, how true!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rugerfan.64 View Post
    LOL,,,,Cats rule ,,Dogs drool,,, Had an old black tom cat named "Radar",,,He thought he made the notes on the house and we just lived there to give him food and let him out so he could go around cavorting with the ladies.
    I'm so glad I'm not the only person that has named their cat Radar.

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    Dogs have 'owners' . . . Cats have staff!

    The one I like best, though, is about the difference between a cat and a dog:

    A cat will live with the one who feeds it...a dog will die for the one who Loves it!
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