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    My cat...

    My cat sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, MY CAT IS A SOCIALIST DEMOCRAT!
    Conservative Wife & Mom -- I'm a Conservative Christian-American with dual citizenship...the Kingdom of God is my 1st home and the U.S.A. is my 2nd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conservative Wife & Mom View Post
    My cat sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, MY CAT IS A SOCIALIST DEMOCRAT!
    Hope her name isn't "Michelle".....



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    Thats funny,,true but funny

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    Wonder if she has been registered to vote?
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    LMAO!! Hope you don't mind, I posted that in my facebook page. Still chuckling...

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    In the 4 hours it's awake, the cat is probably reporting your activities to the "authorities"!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mountaingoat61 View Post
    LMAO!! Hope you don't mind, I posted that in my facebook page. Still chuckling...
    No problem, Mountaingoat. I can't claim authorship anyway...received it in an e-mail and just had to share it with my forum buddies.
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    Talking Wrong on so many counts....

    Fist off you do not own your cat it owns you...
    Second she is an Aristocrat and you her servant....
    Ex post facto she is more like a rich Republican like J Paul Getty....
    "The sword dose not cause the murder, and the maker of the sword dose not bear sin" Rabbi Solomon ben Isaac 11th century
    "Don't be so open minded that your brains fall out!" Father John Corapi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheldon View Post
    Fist off you do not own your cat it owns you...
    Second she is an Aristocrat and you her servant....
    Ex post facto she is more like a rich Republican like J Paul Getty....
    Yes...as a cat owner I am truly aware that:

    Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines.

    Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.
    Conservative Wife & Mom -- I'm a Conservative Christian-American with dual citizenship...the Kingdom of God is my 1st home and the U.S.A. is my 2nd.

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    I've always wondered...now I know why I dislike cats!
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