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    Help cure Gonorrhea Lectim

    The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Gonorrhea.

    The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior.

    The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. And it's pronounced "gonna re-elect 'im."

    Many victims contracted it in 2008 .....

    Now after having been screwed for the past two years, naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive this disease has become since it is so easily cured......
    Remember in November

    2010 & 2012 ... Just Do It !!!

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    Haha!!!

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    Arrgghhhh!!!

    -Doc

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    Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.

    This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

    Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to Congress to be considered for the

    SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).

    Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).

    A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Congress deems appropriate.

    Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

    Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any
    further by Congress.

    Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much ****(Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Congress has always prided themselves on the amount of **** they give our citizens. ( I always thought this acronym was for my college the South Hampton Institute of Technology)

    Should you feel that you do not receive enough ****, please bring this to the attention of your Congressman, who has been trained to give you all the **** you can handle.

    Sincerely,
    The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)

    PS - - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off


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    lol that's funny!
    You can have my freedom as soon as I'm done with it!!!

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