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    Psalm 2010

    I hope this is not to sacrilegious. I do think that God does have a sense of humor.

    PSALM 2010

    Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
    He leadeth me beside the still factories.
    He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
    He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.
    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
    I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.
    He has anointed my income with taxes,
    My expenses runneth over.
    Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,
    And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.
    I am glad I am American,
    I am glad that I am free.
    But I wish I was a dog .....
    And Obama was a tree.
    By faith Noah,being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear,prepared an ark to the saving of his house;by the which he condemned the world,and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith Heb.11:7

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    Quote Originally Posted by HK4U View Post
    I hope this is not to sacrilegious. I do think that God does have a sense of humor.

    PSALM 2010

    Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
    He leadeth me beside the still factories.
    He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
    He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.
    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
    I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.
    He has anointed my income with taxes,
    My expenses runneth over.
    Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,
    And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.
    I am glad I am American,
    I am glad that I am free.
    But I wish I was a dog .....
    And Obama was a tree.
    I am sure God will enjoy this as much as I did

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    Yes, god has a sense of humor...and She's laughing right now!
    People don't like to be meddled with. We tell them what to do, what to think, don't run, don't walk. We're in their homes and in their heads and we haven't the right. We're meddlesome.--River Tam

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    Excellent, HK! Laughed out loud at 7:30 am and I usually ain't laughing at that time. Well done!

    And I've always said that if the Lord doesn't have a sense of humor (hey, He invented it, right?), then I'm in biiiigggg trouble.

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    funny:) and I'm sure God at least smiled at that one:)
    You can have my freedom as soon as I'm done with it!!!

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    LOL! I used my poetic license to cut and paste this and fwd to my email list....I knew you wouldn't mind!

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