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    Lets Play!!

    Here is something to help make Obama's speeches more interesting. Just print out this page,
    distribute it to your friends, and go listen...

    Rules for Bullsh*t Bingo

    1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, prepare your "Bullsh*t Bingo" card by drawing a square

    (I find that 5" x 5" is a good size -- and dividing it into columns --five across and five down.

    That will give you 25 1-inch blocks.) Your card should look something like this;



    2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:

    Restore our reputation
    Strategic fit
    Let me be clear
    Make no mistake
    Back from the brink
    Signs of recovery
    Out of the loop
    Benchmark
    Job creation
    Fiscal restraint
    Win-win
    Affordable health care
    Previous Administration
    Greed on Wall Street
    At the end of the day
    Empower (or empowerment)
    Touch base
    Mindset
    Corporate greed
    Ballpark
    Game plan
    Leverage
    Inherited as in "I inherited this mess”
    Relief for working families

    3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.


    4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout

    "*********!"


    Testimonials from past satisfied "Bullsh*t Bingo" players:

    "I had been listening to the speech for only five minutes when I won." - Jack W., Boston

    "My attention span during speeches has improved dramatically." - David D., Florida

    "What a gas! Speeches will never be the same for me after my first win." - Bill R., New York City

    “The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." - Ben G., Denver

    "The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "*********!" for the third time in two hours." - Harry A, Chantilly

    "I never win at anything. With this new game I can compete with anyone" Brian W. Newcastle, CA

    When people fear their government, there is tyranny. When government fears the people, there is liberty! ~ Thomas Jefferson

    "...Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just Powers from the
    Governed, that whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these Ends,
    it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new
    Government...it is their Right, it is their Duty, to throw off such Government,
    and to provide new Guards for their future Security." Thomas Jefferson/The Declaration of Independence ..

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    Thanks Glockster. That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Budweiser needs to do one of those "True Men of Genius" ads for whoever created this.

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    Here's to you Mr. Political ******** Bingo Card Inventor.
    It's all Obama ********!!! sung in the background...

    Ice cold...Bud

    Peace...
    You can give peace a chance alright..

    I'll seek cover in case it goes badly..

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    Quote Originally Posted by 6shootercarry View Post
    Here's to you Mr. Political ******** Bingo Card Inventor.
    It's all Obama ********!!! sung in the background...

    Ice cold...Bud

    Peace...

    Those commercials are ALMOST as funny as the BS Bingo card.


    Q: How do you make a 68 year old woman cuss?
    A: Yell "Bingo"

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    Speaking of those BUD commercials... Here's one you probably didn't see on TV...

    YouTube - Real Men Of Genius - Silent Killer Gas Passer

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