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    Coyote Attack

    Governors of two states jogging with their dogs along a trail. Coyote jumps out and starts to attack dog:


    California:
    #1. Governor starts to intervene and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is doing what is natural.
    #2. Call animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 relocating it.
    #3. Call Vet. Veterinarian collects dead dog and spends $200 testing it for diseases.
    #4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and getting bite wound bandaged.
    #5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous animals.
    #6. Governor spends $50,000 and starts a coyote awareness program for people who live in the area.
    #7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate it.
    #8. Governor’s security agent fired for not stopping the attack and letting the Governor try to intervene.
    #9. Cost $75,000 to train new security agent.
    #10. PETA protests the relocation of the coyote.

    Texas:
    #1. Governor spends $1.23 on a .380 ACP Gold Dot Hollow Point and he and the dog keep jogging.
    And we wonder why California is BROKE…
    “Every step we take towards making the State our Caretaker of our lives, by that much we move toward making the State our Master.” – Dwight D. Eisenhower

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    Quote Originally Posted by Debray View Post
    Governors of two states jogging with their dogs along a trail. Coyote jumps out and starts to attack dog:


    California:
    #1. Governor starts to intervene and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is doing what is natural.
    #2. Call animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 relocating it.
    #3. Call Vet. Veterinarian collects dead dog and spends $200 testing it for diseases.
    #4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and getting bite wound bandaged.
    #5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous animals.
    #6. Governor spends $50,000 and starts a coyote awareness program for people who live in the area.
    #7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate it.
    #8. Governor’s security agent fired for not stopping the attack and letting the Governor try to intervene.
    #9. Cost $75,000 to train new security agent.
    #10. PETA protests the relocation of the coyote.

    Texas:
    #1. Governor spends $1.23 on a .380 ACP Gold Dot Hollow Point and he and the dog keep jogging.
    And we wonder why California is BROKE…
    By faith Noah,being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear,prepared an ark to the saving of his house;by the which he condemned the world,and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith Heb.11:7

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    pretty bold coyote

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