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    Exclamation Bill Cosby for president in 2010

    BACK TO CASH AND CARRY WOULD HELP ALSO!
    Bill Cosby has a great way of "distilling" things. Looks like he's done it again!


    AMERICA NEEDS A CANDIDATE WITH THIS PLATFORM!!

    I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE YEAR 2012..

    HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

    (1). Any use of the phrase: 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait outside of our borders until you can.

    (2). We will immediately go into a two year isolationist attitude in order to straighten out the greedy big business posture in this country. America will allow NO imports, and we'll do no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart 's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.' We'll make it here and sell it here!

    (3). When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it coming in here.

    (4). All retired military personnel will be required to man one of the many observation towers located on the southern border of the United States (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

    (5). Social Security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. Neither the President nor any other politician will be able to touch it.


    (6). Welfare. -- Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the 40 hour school week, the successful completion of a urinalysis test for drugs, and passing grades.

    (7). Professional Athletes -- Steroids? The FIRST time you check positive you're banned from sports ... for life.

    (8). Crime -- We will adopt the Turkish method, i.e., the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more 'life sentences'. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for the victim you killed: gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

    (9). One export of ours will be allowed: wheat; because the world needs to eat.. However, a bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

    (10). All foreign aid, using American taxpayer money, will immediately cease and the saved money will help to pay off the national debt and, ultimately, lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask The American People if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision as to whether, or not, it's a worthy cause.

    (11). The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.

    (12). The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

    My apology is offered if I've stepped on anyone's toes .... nevertheless....


    GOD BLESS AMERICA !


    Sincerely, Bill Cosby

    No i did not snopes it! I don't care the words are right regardless of the credit due
    FESTUS
    IN OMNIA PARATUS

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    Another false posting. How many this week?
    Netlore Archive: Circulating online, a 'presidential platform' attributed to 'write-in candidate' Bill Cosby. He had nothing to do with it.

    Description: Email joke / Hoax
    Circulating since: July 2008 (this version)
    Status: Falsely attributed to Bill Cosby
    Bill Cosby Platform - Urban Legends

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    Exclamation Read the last line!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by theicemanmpls View Post
    Another false posting. How many this week?
    Netlore Archive: Circulating online, a 'presidential platform' attributed to 'write-in candidate' Bill Cosby. He had nothing to do with it.

    Description: Email joke / Hoax
    Circulating since: July 2008 (this version)
    Status: Falsely attributed to Bill Cosby
    Bill Cosby Platform - Urban Legends
    I clearly stated that I did not verify the source and really don't care. The words ring true no matter who gets credit for them. If it will make you feel any better Iceman you can have credit for them.
    FESTUS
    IN OMNIA PARATUS

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    Quote Originally Posted by festus View Post
    I clearly stated that I did not verify the source and really don't care. The words ring true no matter who gets credit for them. If it will make you feel any better Iceman you can have credit for them.
    Damn right these words ring true. I just repeated them out loud, so in the future, I'll take credit for having "said" them. Everyone happy now?
    Prov. 27:3 - "Stone is heavy and sand a burden, but provocation by a fool is heavier than both"

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    You will never see this platform on a major candidate. To many Marxists in control of our government and to many takers on the government dole.
    By faith Noah,being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear,prepared an ark to the saving of his house;by the which he condemned the world,and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith Heb.11:7

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    and jello pudding pops for everyone!!!

  8. I'm pretty sure that Bill Cosby is a devout liberal. (I did see your last line)
    They're not illegal immigrants, just undocumented democrats.

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