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    We need to stop the spread of...

    Gonorrhea Lectim

    A warning has been issued about a new virulent strain of Gonorrhea Lectim, pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation.

    The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

    Fortunately, Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

    Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey, and apparently now Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

    Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about.
    Conservative Wife & Mom -- I'm a Conservative Christian-American with dual citizenship...the Kingdom of God is my 1st home and the U.S.A. is my 2nd.

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    Perfect!

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    By faith Noah,being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear,prepared an ark to the saving of his house;by the which he condemned the world,and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith Heb.11:7

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    sure hope the cure works I'm running out of change!

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    Way to go Mom, L.M.A.O. So I can't put my head up there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conservative Wife & Mom View Post
    Gonorrhea Lectim

    A warning has been issued about a new virulent strain of Gonorrhea Lectim, pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation.

    The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

    Fortunately, Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

    Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey, and apparently now Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

    Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about.
    Well, Mom, I must say that I am quite taken aback here, I mean, you being a genteel Southern lady and all. We rough speaking men (of good intent, nonetheless) have obviously influenced you to a degree unbeknownst and surprising to me. Hmmmm....

    Are you kidding me?? That was great! I intend to get the word out on this as fast as I can. I'm sure I'll make many new friends.
    Prov. 27:3 - "Stone is heavy and sand a burden, but provocation by a fool is heavier than both"

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    wolfhunter Guest
    Thanks, mom. I've passed this along.

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    I truely hope this horrible disease does not spread but is cured... I fear that many people here in michigan are currently suffering from it.. I'm passing this extremely important message along.. thanks for the post cw and m!
    You can have my freedom as soon as I'm done with it!!!

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    Thumbs up

    send them to Johnson island off the coast of hawii, thats where they sent the military that contracted the black syphlis that came back from nam and wern't allowed back in country, Johnson island was also a chemical and biological and nuke storage facility.

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