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    what the guy we elect in 2012 needs to do

    I personally LOVE it. Remember to vote 2012.

    You might like this.......!

    This would never happen, but we can dream....

    WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT,
    DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN, GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?


    'My Fellow Americans: As you all know, our
    original mission in Iraq, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been
    completed.

    Since Congress does not nor should we want to
    spend any more money on this war, therefore our mission in Iraq is over.

    This morning I gave the order for a complete
    removal of all American forces from Iraq . This action will be complete
    within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.

    Before me, I have two lists. One list contains
    the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq
    conflict. This list is short .

    United Kingdom ,Spain , Bulgaria , Australia ,
    and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

    The other list contains every one not on the
    first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press
    secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

    Let me start by saying that effective
    immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases indefinitely.
    The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the
    costs of the Iraqi war.

    THEN EVERY YEAR THEREAFTER It'll GO TO OUR
    SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM SO IT WONT GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.

    The American people are no longer going to pour
    money into third world Hell holes and watch those government leaders
    grow fat on corruption.

    Need help with a famine ? Wrestling with an
    epidemic?
    Call France .

    In the future, together with Congress, I will
    work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we
    still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations.
    Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your
    friends from the face of the earth.
    Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize?
    Try France or maybe China .
    I am ordering the immediate severing of
    diplomatic relations with France , and Russia . Thanks for all your
    help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well.

    I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to
    begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with
    more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will
    be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty
    pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets.
    Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and
    limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world.

    I love New York.

    A special note to our neighbors: Canada is on List 2.
    Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks
    might want to try not pissing us off for a change.

    Mexico is also on List 2. Its president and his entire
    corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a
    couple thousand extra tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess
    where I am going to put 'em?
    Yep, border security.

    Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating
    the NAFTA treaty - starting now.

    We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll
    be drilling for oil in Alaska -which will take care of this country's
    oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes
    this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move
    there.

    It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and
    its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by
    saying, 'darn tootin.'

    Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent
    life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just
    about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America
    . It is time to eliminate homelessness in America . To the nations on
    List 1, a final thought. Thank you guys. We owe you and we won't forget.

    To the nations on List 2, a final thought : You might
    want to learn to speak Arabic.

    God bless America .. Thank you and good night.'
    If you can read this in English, thank a soldier.

    (Please forward this a lot and let's see what happens!
    Let's get this to every USA computer!)

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    Nice thought, but don't hold your breath waiting for this speech.. A more likely scenero is that the rest of the world will abandon us... My guess is the world will find a different currency to use and the dollar will fall hard... The time for your speech was thirty years ago before our brainiaks printed us into bankrupsy... I wouldn't be at all surprised to wake up one morning and find out china called in their markers and we are all now chinese citizens...
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  4. I won't hold my breath. But I agree.
    The list would have to be adjusted to include our trade partners. But world welfare really does need to stop.

    With our troops on our boarders, it should shut down the drug trade over the boarder.

    Just think of the live sniper training they could do. Probably wouldn't take long before nobody would dare cross.

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    I've been reading about the former Governor of New Mexico, Gary Johnson. He's pro 2nd, and unlike Ron Paul, I think he's electable.
    "The 2nd amendment was never intended to allow private citizens to 'keep and bear arms'. If it had, there would have been wording such as 'the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed'." -- Ken Konecki on Usenet, on 27 Jul 1992

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    Problem with your budget theory, foreign aid, to all other nations, is only 1% of the U.S. federal budget. That won't signifigantly effect the social security situation.

    A better solution, create the option for U.S. tax payers to opt-out of social security, should they feel it is in their interest. This would reduce the demand for benefits from future generations.

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    Quote Originally Posted by G50AE View Post

    A better solution, create the option for U.S. tax payers to opt-out of social security, should they feel it is in their interest. This would reduce the demand for benefits from future generations.
    Very true, but much too simple for the intellectual morons to even consider. Social Security and Medicare are nickle & dime compared to ObamaCare, people just can't seem to figure it out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wild eyed willy View Post
    ... I wouldn't be at all surprised to wake up one morning and find out china called in their markers and we are all now chinese citizens...
    It ain't gonna happen...not in my lifetime anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wild eyed willy View Post
    I wouldn't be at all surprised to wake up one morning and find out china called in their markers and we are all now chinese citizens...
    Chinese citizens no, "World" citizens yes. Like in New "World" Order. Sooner than we think.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ringo View Post
    Chinese citizens no, "World" citizens yes. Like in New "World" Order. Sooner than we think.
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  11. Thumbs up

    This may bring hope and change, oops we already have that. No need then , WRONG.
    Real hope and change comes from those who give a DAMN about AMERICA.
    But as what was said, unlikely.

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