Translations of Common Euphemisms
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    Cool Translations of Common Euphemisms

    Another good email from a friend.



    Translations of Common Euphemisms

    DEMOCRAT - REPUBLICAN
    Arsenal of Weapons - Gun Collection
    Delicate Wetlands - Swamp
    Undocumented Worker - Illegal Alien
    Cruelty-Free Materials - Synthetic Fiber
    Assault and Battery - Attitude Adjustment
    Heavily Armed - Well-protected
    Narrow-minded - Righteous
    Taxes or Your Fair Share - Coerced Theft
    Commonsense Gun Control - Gun Confiscation Plot
    Illegal Hazardous Explosives - Fireworks or Stump Removal
    Non-viable Tissue Mass - Unborn Baby
    Equal Access to Opportunity - Socialism
    Multicultural Community - High Crime Area
    Fairness or Social Progress - Marxism
    Upper Class or "The Rich " - Self-Employed
    Progressive, Change - Big Government Scheme
    Homeless or Disadvantaged - Bums or Welfare Leeches
    Sniper Rifle - Scoped Deer Rifle
    Investment For the Future - Higher Taxes
    Healthcare Reform Socialized Medicine
    Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater - Conservative
    Truants - Homeschoolers
    Victim or Oppressed - Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing
    High Capacity Magazine - Standard Capacity Magazine
    Religious Zealot - Church-going
    Reintroduced Wolves - Sheep and Elk Killers
    Fair Trade Coffee - Overpriced Yuppie Coffee
    Exploiters or "The Rich " - Employed or Land Owner
    The Gun Lobby - NRA Members
    Assault Weapon - Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1 Carbine)
    Fiscal Stimulus - New Taxes and Higher Taxes
    Same Sex Marriage - Legalized Perversion
    Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting - Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs
    Accepted Facts - Horse ******


    "There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation.
    One is by the sword, the other is by debt."
    --John Adams

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    Many, well most of those would be funnier if they were not true and being currently suffered by this country!

    The famous horse will likely chime in soon complaining or diverting attention...
    1)"When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty." -Thomas Jefferson.
    2)"Imagine how gun control might be stomped if GOA or SAF had the (compromising) NRA's 4 million members!" -Me. http://jpfo.org/filegen-n-z/nraletter.htm

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    I've got to compliment Oldgrunt on having such good friends.
    Happily clinging to God and my guns...not at all bitter.

  5. I can't wait for the poor homeless welfare leeches to come out blasting

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotillion View Post
    I can't wait for the poor homeless welfare leeches to come out blasting
    It is going to be a long wait considering that they are homeless and have no place to plug in their computer or money to pay for internet access for them to browse the web to come here blasting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kasper View Post
    It is going to be a long wait considering that they are homeless and have no place to plug in their computer or money to pay for internet access for them to browse the web to come here blasting.
    All they have to do is go to any public library and not only do they get free Internet access but it has to be unfiltered and they can look at all the porn they want. It is also heated and cooled and they can't be thrown out. We have one fellow that comes into our library several times a week and sits for hours just spending time on Facebook. Since we can remote monitor it we were concerned about it but the only site he goes to is facebook for hours at the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotillion View Post
    I can't wait for the poor homeless welfare leeches to come out blasting
    Nah. Too many of them are incapable of literate expression and their "elected spokespersons" are too busy "Caucusing" on Capital Hill to bother with the likes of our little forum, full of "gun nuts", et al. LOL!

    GG
    Fanatics of any sort are dangerous! -GG-
    Which part of "... shall NOT be infringed..." confuses you?
    Well now, aren't WE a pair, Raggedy Man? (Thunderdome)

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    Quote Originally Posted by tuts40 View Post
    Many, well most of those would be funnier if they were not true and being currently suffered by this country!

    The famous horse will likely chime in soon complaining or diverting attention...
    What makes them funny in the first place is they are true. The difference in the two parties comes do to this. For the Democrats, the common man needs a hand out because the greedy rich want them to always be in the gutter so they are there with a handout because they care so much. For the Republicans, the common man is capable of doing it on his own and we will teach you how and show you how and some day you can return the favor to some other that could use the help. In other words, give a man a fish and he can eat a meal, teach a man to fish and he can feed his family and others for ever.
    "You can get a lot accomplished if you don't care who gets the credit" - Ronald Reagan

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    Quote Originally Posted by FN1910 View Post
    All they have to do is go to any public library and not only do they get free Internet access but it has to be unfiltered and they can look at all the porn they want. It is also heated and cooled and they can't be thrown out.
    Not entirely correct. Not all libraries have public internet access. Also most libraries have content filtering software preventing the computers from accessing certain websites. Users who routinely attempt to access forbiden websites can and do have their computer privledges revoked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FN1910 View Post
    All they have to do is go to any public library and not only do they get free Internet access but it has to be unfiltered and they can look at all the porn they want. It is also heated and cooled and they can't be thrown out.
    Not entirely correct. Not all libraries have public internet access. Also most libraries have content filtering software preventing the computers from accessing certain websites. Users who routinely attempt to access forbiden websites can and do have their computer privledges revoked.
    What's the point of even arguing that? Forum full of douchers

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