Created by a very opinionated, socially liberal, fiscally conservative, agnostic middle-aged well educated married half-hippy/stoner disabled 13-year vet that's growing evermore disillusioned as our country becomes a cesspool of the left and their ideology. No longer a Bush fan, I admit that I was tricked into voting for G.W. the second time, accept my apologies, but the left is just too far. Just so you trust my motives, other self descriptors include; anti-Democrat, anti-Republican, anti-Left, anti-Right, anti-Bush, anti-Iraq War, anti-Socialist/Marxist, anti-Tax, anti-Regulation, anti-Government, anti-Immigration, anti-Social Programs, anti-Welfare, anti-Social Healthcare, anti-Social Security, anti-Medicaid, anti-Subsidy, anti-Bigot, anti-IRS, anti-ATF, anti-EPA, anti-Airport Inspector, anti-Religion, anti-Brain Tumor, and lots of other bad things. But also, pro-Gun, pro-"Drill Now", pro-Recycling, pro-Nuclear Power, pro-Naked Wife, pro-Education, pro-"Do It Yourself", pro-Bio Fuels, pro-Personal Responsibility, pro-Marijuana, pro-Family, pro-Death Penalty, pro-Torture, pro-Reagan, pro-"Mind Your Own F'ing Business", and a plethora of other good "pro" stuff.
Who am I? I'm made of seven parts Euro-white folk, distilled thru poor Alabama blood, and one part American In'jun (Cherokee people). Look like a cross between a criminal, a construction worker, and a biker. Have two bachelor's, three master's and one doctoral degree, two full-time jobs, a two-job working wife, a mortgage, two car payments, and two college loans. Ailments include bad-back, bi-polar, insomnia, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, low testosterone, pre-cancerous oral lesions and mild erectile dysfunction. Favorite celebs include Johnny Depp for his acting and Angelina Jolie for her lips & ass. Musical interests include bonging tunes, like Led and Pink F, or anything from '65 to '84, and U2. I prefer the newer style electric bongs, but like my showers luke-warm, and shave (everywhere, Metro sexual like) only once weekly (In'juns don't grow much body hair). My favorite book is any book I've never read cause I hate reading. I prefer movies with excessive violence, gratuitous sex, and highly offensive language, but not action flicks. Turn-Ons include my cats, and the death, injury, mutilation, maiming, illness and misery of bad people. Turn-offs include colostomy bags and baseball. If I'm not a representative cross-section of American left, right, middle, up, down, inside out, outside in, white, non-white, poor, middleclass, etc, then one doesn't exist. Hear my Roar, for I am Not a Woman!