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    Affordable Boat Act

    Affordable Boat Act

    The U.S. government has just passed a new law called: "The affordable boat
    act" declaring that every citizen MUST purchase a new boat, by April 2014.
    These "affordable" boats will cost an average of $54,000-$155,000 each.
    This does not include taxes, trailers, towing fees, licensing and registration
    fees, fuel, docking and storage fees, maintenance or repair costs.

    This law has been passed, because until now, typically only wealthy and
    financially responsible people have been able to purchase boats. This new
    laws ensures that every American can now have a "affordable" boat of their
    own, because everyone is "entitled" to a new boat. If you purchase your
    boat before the end of the year, you will receive 4 "free" life jackets; not
    including monthly usage fees.

    In order to make sure everyone purchases an affordable boat, the costs of
    owning a boat will increase on average of 250-400% per year. This way,
    wealthy people will pay more for something that other people don't want or
    can't afford to maintain. But to be fair, people who can't afford to maintain
    their boat will be regularly fined and children (under the age of 26) can
    use their parents boats to party on until they turn 27; then must purchase
    their own boat.

    If you already have a boat, you can keep yours (just kidding; no you
    can't). If you don't want or don't need a boat, you are required to buy one
    anyhow. If you refuse to buy one or can't afford one, you will be
    regularly fined $800 until you purchase one or face imprisonment.

    Failure to use the boat will also result in fines. People living in the
    desert; ghettos; inner cities or areas with no access to lakes are not
    exempt. Age, motion sickness, experience, knowledge nor lack of desire are
    acceptable excuses for not using your boat.

    A government review board (that doesn't know the difference between the
    port starboard or stern of a boat) will decide everything, including; when,
    where, how often and for what purposes you can use your boat along with
    how many people can ride your boat and determine if one is too old or healthy
    enough to be able to use their boat. They will also decide if your boat
    has out lived its usefulness or if you must purchase specific accessories,(like
    a $500 compass) or a newer and more expensive boat.

    Those that can afford yachts will be required to do so...it's only fair.
    The government will also decide the name for each boat. Failure to comply with
    these rules will result in fines and possible imprisonment.

    Government officials are exempt from this new law. If they want a boat,
    they and their families can obtain boats free, at the expense of tax payers.
    Unions, bankers and mega companies with large political affiliations ($$$)
    are also exempt.
    “Every step we take towards making the State our Caretaker of our lives, by that much we move toward making the State our Master.” – Dwight D. Eisenhower

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    And right after the ABA we'll have the Up The Creek Without A Paddle Act.
    Happily clinging to God and my guns...not at all bitter.

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    Remember what we are dealing with.

    Quote Originally Posted by Debray View Post
    Affordable Boat Act.

    Remember what we are dealing with.

    “Every step we take towards making the State our Caretaker of our lives, by that much we move toward making the State our Master.” – Dwight D. Eisenhower

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    In Obama's Own Words

    Who is the Biggest LIAR AND CHIEF?


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    In his own Words:


    “I'm a warrior for the middle class”.

    “To avoid being mistaken for a sellout, I chose my friends carefully. The more politically active black students. The foreign students. The Chicanos. The Marxist professors and structural feminists and punk-rock performance poets”.

    “I will cut taxes - cut taxes - for 95 percent of all working families, because, in an economy like this, the last thing we should do is raise taxes on the middle class”.

    “I can make a firm pledge, under my plan, no family making less than $250,000 a year will see any form of tax increase”.

    “If you were successful, somebody along the line gave you some help... Somebody helped to create this unbelievable American system that we have that allowed you to thrive. Somebody invested in roads and bridges. If you've got a business - you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen”.

    “I mean, I do think at a certain point you've made enough money”.

    “In America, there's a failure to appreciate Europe's leading role in the world”.

    “People of Berlin - people of the world - this is our moment. This is our time”.

    “We can't drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times... and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK. That's not leadership. That's not going to happen”.

    “You like your doctor, you will be able to keep your doctor, period. If you like your health care plan, you’ll be able to
    keep your health care plan, period. No one will take it away, no matter what.”

    “After a century of striving, after a year of debate, after a historic vote, health care reform is no longer an unmet promise. It is the law of the land”.

    “It's not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations”.

    “We cannot continue to rely only on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we've set. We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded”.

    I do agree with this one

    “What Washington needs is adult supervision”.
    “Every step we take towards making the State our Caretaker of our lives, by that much we move toward making the State our Master.” – Dwight D. Eisenhower

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    This is awesome!
    Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.

    Benjamin Franklin

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    Affordable Boat Act

    Love it !!!!!
    FUNNY HOW PEOPLE ALWAYS WANT THE TRUTH AS LONG AS IT'S WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR

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