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    Just In Case You Need To Prove You're "American"....

    A guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, lo and behold, he lost his wallet and all identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the Customs Agent at the border.

    "May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent.

    "I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy.

    "Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border," says the agent.

    "But I can prove that I'm an American!" he exclaims. "I have a picture of
    Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of George Bush on the
    other."

    "This I gotta see," replies the agent. With that, Joe drops his pants and bends over in front of the agent.

    "By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Go on home to Illinois."

    "Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from Illinois?"

    The agent replies, "I recognized the picture of Barack Obama in the middle"




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    Better than Willie Nelson

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    Quote Originally Posted by kwo51 View Post
    Better than Willie Nelson
    I told the friend who initially emailed me the joke that I'm glad that "BO" doesn't have the same hair style that he had in high school!




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    This election has turned that hair gray.

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    Ya and turned mine lose.

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    Hussein is a joke!
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    Sorry Sheldon, but this one is much better than anything you have ever posted.

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