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    Maybe he did not really say it but he really thinks it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ken grant View Post

    Maybe he did not really say it but he really thinks it.
    Trump said that he wants to have coitus with his daughter.







    Maybe he did not really say it but he really thinks it.

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    On the other hand this is the good news:


    Obama Leaves Office in - Countdown

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    Quote Originally Posted by SR9 View Post
    On the other hand this is the good news:


    Obama Leaves Office in - Countdown
    Be careful what you wish for, after a few years of Hillary we may be saying Obama wasn't that bad, in comparison.
    “Religion is an insult to human dignity. Without it you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things.
    But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.” ― Steven Weinberg


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    Here’s a hilarious joke about the nature of politicians and how one of them can’t resist his old ways, even when given the chance to rest for eternity in Heaven!

    Politician Ends Up at Pearly Gates. He’s Asked One Question Before He May Enter


    A politician dies and ends up standing in front of the pearly gates. Saint Peter looks at him for a second, flicks through his book, and finds his name.

    “So, you’re a politician…”

    “Well, yes, is that a problem?”

    “Oh no, no problem. But we’ve recently adopted a new system for people in your line of work, and unfortunately you will have to spend a day in Hell. After that however, you’re free to choose where you want to spend eternity!”

    “Wait, I have to spend a day in Hell?!” says the politician. “Those are the rules,” replies St Peter, clicks his fingers, and WOOMPH, the guy dissapears. He awakes, curled up with his hands over his eyes, knowing he’s in Hell. Cautiously, he listens for the screams, sniffs the air for brimstone, and finds… Nothing. Just the smell of, is that fabric softener? And cut grass, this can’t be right?

    “Open your eyes!” says a voice. “C’mon, wakey wakey, we’ve only got 24 hours!” Nervously, he uncovers his eyes, looks around, and sees he’s in a hotel room. A nice one too. Wait, this is a penthouse suite… And there’s a smiling man in a suit, holding a martini. “Who are you??” The politician asks.

    “Well, I’m Satan!” says the man, handing him the drink and helping him to his feet. “Welcome to Hell!”

    “Wait, this is Hell? But… Where’s all the pain and suffering?” he asks.

    Satan throws him a wink. “Oh, we’ve been a bit misrepresented over the years, it’s a long story. Anyway, this is your room! The minibar is of course free, as is the room service, there’s extra towels next to the hot-tub, and if you need anything, just call reception. But enough of this! It’s a beautiful day, and if you’d care to look outside…”

    Slightly stunned by the opulent surroundings, the man wanders over to the floor-to-ceiling windows through which the sun is glowing, looks far down, and sees a group of people cheering and waving at him from a golf course.

    “It’s one of 5 pro-level courses on site, and there’s another 6 just a few minutes drive out past the beach and harbour!” says Satan, answering his unasked question.

    So they head down in the lift, walk out through the glittering lobby where everyone waves and welcomes the man, as Satan signs autographs and cheerily talks shop with the laughing staff. And as he walks out, he sees the group on the golf course are made up of every one of his old friends, people he’s admired for years but never met or worked with, and people whose work he’s admired but died long before his career started. And out of the middle of this group walks his wife, with a massive smile and the body she had when she was 20, who throws her arms around him and plants a delicate kiss on his cheek. Everyone cheers and applauds, and as they slap him on the back and trade jokes, his worst enemy arrives, as a 2 foot tall goblin-esque caddy. He spends the day in the bright sunshine on the course, having the time of his life laughing at jokes and carrying important discussions, putting the world to rights with his friends while holding his delighted wife next to him as she gazes lovingly at him.

    Later, they return to the hotel for dinner and have an enormous meal, perfectly cooked. As everyone is falling about laughing and flinging bread sticks at each other, his wife whispers in his ear… And they return to their penthouse suite, and spend the rest of the night making love like they did on their honeymoon. After hours of passion, the man falls deep into the 100% Egyptian cotton pillows, and falls into a deep and happy sleep… and is woken up by St Peter.

    “So, that was Hell. Wasn’t what you were expecting, I bet?” “No sir!” says the man. “So then,” says St Peter. “You can make your choice. It’s Hell, which you saw, or Heaven, which has choral singing, talking to God, white robes, and so on.”

    “Well… I know this sounds strange, but on balance, I think I’d prefer Hell,” says the politician. “Not a problem, we totally understand! Enjoy!” says St Peter, and clicks his fingers again.

    The man wakes up in total darkness, the stench of ammonia filling the air and distant screams the only noise. As he adjusts, he can see the only light is from belches of flame far away, illuminating the ragged remains of people being tortured or burning in a sulphurous ocean. A sudden bolt of lightning reveals Satan next to him, wearing the same suit as before and grinning, holding a soldering iron in one hand and a coil of razor-wire in the other. “What’s this??” He cries. “Where’s the hotel?? Where’s my wife??? Where’s the minibar, the golf-courses, the pool, the restaurant, the free drinks and the sunshine???”

    “Ah”, says Satan. “You see, yesterday, we were campaigning. But today, you voted.”
    But even if we or an angel from heaven should preach to you a gospel that is different from the one we preached to you, may he be condemned to HELL!
    (Galatians 1:8)

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    Obama has don more to deliver America into the hands of Islam and Sharia Law than ISIS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SR9 View Post
    Obama has don more to deliver America into the hands of Islam and Sharia Law than ISIS.
    Quoted because I share that opinion.
    Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that's right is to get by, and the only thing that's wrong is to get caught. - J. C. Watts

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    Quote Originally Posted by SR9 View Post
    Obama has don more to deliver America into the hands of Islam and Sharia Law than ISIS.
    When one understands and believes the Scriptures (Isaiah 17/Psalm 83 & Ezekiel 38-39), it's perfectly clear that Islam, ISIS, etc., will soon, very soon, cease to be a threat to anyone, period. What should be of great concern for the families of those Left Behind is the fact that Obama, as stated by Henry Kissinger, was groomed to be the architect of the (secular) New World Order/(Biblical)One World Government. Because America's government is Of The People, By The People, and For The People, America's greatest enemy is it's citizens, not Islam, Sharia Law or ISIS. Knowing that we are living in the last of the last days of this Last Generation, and believing Scripture pertaining to any nation of people that have blatantly blasphemed God in open rebellion to all that is Holy -- "Since they did not see fit to acknowledge God, He gave them up to a depraved mind, to do what should not be done" -- leaves little to the imagination as to why Obama currently occupies the Oval Office or why Clinton & Trump are our only nominees to succeed the highest office of our nation.

    People can speculate all they want, however, as hard as they try cannot in any way clearly place America anywhere in Scripture, in End Times or otherwise. ISRAEL, Russia, China, and ALL of the Arab nations are mentioned in End Time Prophecy pertaining to this Last Generation. I believe that the Rapture is the trigger that will catapult the world into the time Christ warned us about..."At that time there will be great suffering, the kind that hasn't happened from the beginning of the world until now and certainly won't ever happen again". America, considered by many to be the most powerful nation on Earth and not even a hint of mention in End Time Prophecy should be a wake up call to anyone with an IQ of room temperature. God's word is clear, ISRAEL is God's Prophetic Timepiece, certainly not America. As is the usual, 1% of the people will make things happen, 9% of the people will watch things happen, and sadly, ignorance being the hallmark of this last generation, 90% of the people will ask, what happened?


    ~ Truly I tell you, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happened ~
    (Matthew 24:34 - Mark 13:30 - Luke 21:32)
    But even if we or an angel from heaven should preach to you a gospel that is different from the one we preached to you, may he be condemned to HELL!
    (Galatians 1:8)

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    Howdy,

    Various poll shows that Obama has a 54% approval rating.

    At the same point in the various administrations:

    Reagan: 40 some odd %

    Slick Willie even AFTER being impeached: 57%

    Lil' George: 30%

    Paul

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