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    FBI warns terrorists may have Dihydrogen Monoxide

    FBI warns terrorists may have Dihydrogen Monoxide

    The US government has raised its terror warning status this week after the FBI issued a warning that the terror group ISIS may have access to the chemical dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO), and may be preparing to use it in attacks on US soil.
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    Sources say the group has used the substance to launch probing attacks on multiple US coastal cities. A recent attack in Louisiana has destroyed thousands of homes, although ISIL has not yet claimed responsibility.
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    “We’re doing everything we can to dry up their supply of DHMO,” said FBI Director James Comey. “We’ve been inundated by a flood of information in the past twenty-four hours, and we hope some of that will trickle down into actionable intelligence.”
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    Already, numerous drone strikes have been launched against suspected DHMO storage facilities, but thus far they have “barely made a ripple,” say Central Intelligence Agency sources.
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    The FBI has warned Americans to avoid drinking from public taps, as they may have been saturated with DHMO by ISIL sleeper cells.
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    Secretary of Defense Ashton Carter says his anger “is boiling over, as in recent years Congress has siphoned off the resources designed to ebb such a threat.”
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    “We no longer have a well of funding specifically designed to dam the flow of DHMO streaming out of the Middle East,” said Carter. “And without those resources, they’re using it to really mop the floor with us.”
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    As to how vast ISIL’s DHMO supply actually is, Carter suspects they have “oceans of it.” According to analysts, he says, they have so much that they are “literally drowning in it.”
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    “Whether we’re able to get to the bottom of this,” says Carter, “really depends on which way the tide turns.”
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    My Thoughts:
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    Dihydrogen Monoxide is dangerous stuff and now ISIS has it! Do you have any idea what this stuff can do to our water supply and what’s to stop them from bringing it across our porous southern border?
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    FBI warns terrorists may have Dihydrogen Monoxide

    LOL, dihydrogen monoxide is plain water.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihy..._monoxide_hoax

    Quote Originally Posted by opsspec1991 View Post
    FBI warns terrorists may have Dihydrogen Monoxide

    The US government has raised its terror warning status this week after the FBI issued a warning that the terror group ISIS may have access to the chemical dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO), and may be preparing to use it in attacks on US soil.
    .
    Sources say the group has used the substance to launch probing attacks on multiple US coastal cities. A recent attack in Louisiana has destroyed thousands of homes, although ISIL has not yet claimed responsibility.
    .
    “We’re doing everything we can to dry up their supply of DHMO,” said FBI Director James Comey. “We’ve been inundated by a flood of information in the past twenty-four hours, and we hope some of that will trickle down into actionable intelligence.”
    .
    Already, numerous drone strikes have been launched against suspected DHMO storage facilities, but thus far they have “barely made a ripple,” say Central Intelligence Agency sources.
    .
    The FBI has warned Americans to avoid drinking from public taps, as they may have been saturated with DHMO by ISIL sleeper cells.
    .
    Secretary of Defense Ashton Carter says his anger “is boiling over, as in recent years Congress has siphoned off the resources designed to ebb such a threat.”
    .
    “We no longer have a well of funding specifically designed to dam the flow of DHMO streaming out of the Middle East,” said Carter. “And without those resources, they’re using it to really mop the floor with us.”
    .
    As to how vast ISIL’s DHMO supply actually is, Carter suspects they have “oceans of it.” According to analysts, he says, they have so much that they are “literally drowning in it.”
    .
    “Whether we’re able to get to the bottom of this,” says Carter, “really depends on which way the tide turns.”
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    Read more: FBI warns terrorists may have Dihydrogen Monoxide
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    My Thoughts:
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    Dihydrogen Monoxide is dangerous stuff and now ISIS has it! Do you have any idea what this stuff can do to our water supply and what’s to stop them from bringing it across our porous southern border?

  4. The sad thing is that a lot of Trump supporters will believe this. Trump will actually hope it isn't a hoax.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bofh View Post
    LOL, dihydrogen monoxide is plain water.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihy..._monoxide_hoax
    Hilarious.
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    This has as much validity as any of the other threads that opsspec has started. Guess he found it on the internet, so it must be true.... <shakes head>


    Coming from virtually anyone else I would suspect a very dry sense of humor but not in this case.
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    Quote Originally Posted by opsspec1991 View Post
    From the "About" page of "DuffelBlog" where your link goes to:

    We are in no way, shape, or form, a real news outlet. Everything on this website is satirical and the content of this site is a parody of a news organization. No composition should be regarded as truthful, and no reference of an individual, company, or military unit seeks to inflict malice or emotional harm.
    Quote Originally Posted by opsspec1991 View Post
    My Thoughts:
    Is that what you call this, "thought?" Un-freakin'-believable.

    Quote Originally Posted by opsspec1991 View Post
    Dihydrogen Monoxide is dangerous stuff and now ISIS has it! Do you have any idea what this stuff can do to our water supply and what’s to stop them from bringing it across our porous southern border?
    DHMO on the brain may be the only logical explanation for this sophistry.

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