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    Do you know someone suffering from T.A.R.D. (Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder)?

    Do you know someone suffering from T.A.R.D. (Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder)?
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    Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time. Sufferers of Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, uncontrollable crying, suicidal ideation, and extreme butthurt.
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    Signs and Symptoms:
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    People with Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again. Individual sufferers often display signs of paranoia and delusion; in acute cases psychotic episodes have been observed. Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is different from being upset about the results of the 2016 presidential election; People with TARD are unwilling or unable to accept reality, despite irrefutable evidence.
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    According to the DSM-V, individuals with TARD exhibit most or all of the following symptoms:
    Telling others they are moving to Canada
    Fixated on fantasies about the Electoral College
    Protesting an election no credible source contests the outcome of
    Exclamations that “Someone” should do “Something”
    Sudden weight gain
    Acute change in demeanor from pompous and arrogant to fearful and combative
    Claim that anyone who disagrees with them is some combination of Racist, Sexist, Bigoted, Homophobic, and Actually Hitler
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    Causes and Mechanisms:
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    Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder was directly caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America. For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite in such ill health she got chucked into the back of a van like a kidnap victim.
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    Research is ongoing, but TARD appears to correlate closely with the following environmental and behavioral factors:
    Membership in the Democratic party
    Identifying as a Feminist
    Currently enrolled in college, and/or
    Possession of a Liberal Arts college degree
    Cuckoldry
    Living in a densely populated metropolitan area
    Massive student debt
    Spotty or non-existent work history
    Hipsterism
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    Diagnosis:
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    Diagnosis of Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is straightforward. Ask the patient if Donald Trump is going to be the Next President of the United States of America. Some patients will become agitated, and may attempt to deflect. It’s critical you press them on the issue, even if they start babbling about 'muh triggers.' A sufferer of TARD will begin to ramble incoherently, often displaying three or more of the symptoms within a short period of time.
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    Co-morbidity:
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    A diagnosis of Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is highly comorbid with Paraphilic Infantilism, Emotional Eating, Autism Spectrum, Bush Derangement Syndrome, and adult bed wetting.
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    Treatment:
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    The only known effective treatment is exposure therapy. The patient must be repeatedly exposed to reality, and should wear a Make America Great Again hat as long as they are able to tolerate it. Each exposure should increase in length, after a week the patient should be encouraged to be seen in public wearing the MAGA hat. Coach the patient to refer to Donald Trump as President-Elect Trump.
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    Patients with TARD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups. Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality. Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.
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    If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TARD, urge them to seek treatment. Together we can beat this scourge, and Make America Great Again!
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    My Thoughts:
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    Found this humorous item on the web and thought I’d pass it along to put a few laughs out there to reduce all of the hate and anti-social BS that’s been going around.
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    Yes we have a few T.A.R.D.'s right on this forum. I won't say who, but most know who they are.

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    The liberal tears are flowing. Maybe the water drought in CA will be fixed now.
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    Many are the tears flowing out of libtardia. Deep is their butthurt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opsspec1991 View Post
    The liberal tears are flowing. Maybe the water drought in CA will be fixed now.
    I've been laughing my *** off watching these crybabies. The immaturity is epic! Especially the 'celebrities'.

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    You hear all of these people on the left saying, Hillary's scandals are in the past give her a break and forget about holding her responsible. Well you all know where I'm coming from, not only no but F no.
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