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    Troops Can Now Choose Gender Identifiable Camo

    The military is keeping up with the current trends of the country!

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    https://babylonbee.com/news/progress-armed-service-members-can-now-choose-camo-that-reflects-their-gender-identity
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    Satirical publication, it is not a news source
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    Quote Originally Posted by NotTwoShure View Post
    Satirical publication, it is not a news source
    Powerful: Military To Allow Troops To Replace Camo With Colors Of Their Gender Identity Flag
    https://babylonbee.com/news/progress...ender-identity
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    Quote Originally Posted by NotTwoShure View Post
    Satirical publication, it is not a news source
    I thought it was obvious that the Babylonbee was satirical but still good for a chuckle. But I guess that may escape some.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oldgrunt View Post
    I thought it was obvious that the Babylonbee was satirical but still good for a chuckle. But I guess that may escape some.
    It may be satirical, but a "fact" none the less.
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    A new executive order handed down from President Joe Biden will allow service members to select camouflage that reflects their chosen gender identity.

    Soldiers, Marines, and sailors deployed to the front lines will be given the choice of which kind of uniform to wear. Options range from transgender flag colors and rainbow colors to lesser-known gender identity flags, such as tater-tots and dragonkin. You can even choose a furry suit, if you so desire.

    "Rather than being stuck with patriarchal desert, forest, or urban camouflage, U.S. service members can now select camouflage that matches the flag of their chosen gender identity," said a spokesperson for the Pentagon. "It is important that every military member feel comfortable in their uniform and that it reflects their lived truth, whether that be a man in a woman's body, a woman in a man's body, or a grapefruit."

    "Finally -- you can live your truth even as you fight America's enemies."

    In unrelated news, there has been a spike in casualties among the armed forces fighting on the frontlines, though it's unclear why.[/I][/B]
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    Quote Originally Posted by NotTwoShure View Post
    A new executive order handed down from President Joe Biden will allow service members to select camouflage that reflects their chosen gender identity.

    Soldiers, Marines, and sailors deployed to the front lines will be given the choice of which kind of uniform to wear. Options range from transgender flag colors and rainbow colors to lesser-known gender identity flags, such as tater-tots and dragonkin. You can even choose a furry suit, if you so desire.

    "Rather than being stuck with patriarchal desert, forest, or urban camouflage, U.S. service members can now select camouflage that matches the flag of their chosen gender identity," said a spokesperson for the Pentagon. "It is important that every military member feel comfortable in their uniform and that it reflects their lived truth, whether that be a man in a woman's body, a woman in a man's body, or a grapefruit."

    "Finally -- you can live your truth even as you fight America's enemies."

    In unrelated news, there has been a spike in casualties among the armed forces fighting on the frontlines, though it's unclear why.[/I][/B]
    It has to be something to do with grapefruit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oldgrunt View Post
    I thought it was obvious that the Babylonbee was satirical but still good for a chuckle. But I guess that may escape some.
    I actually had forgotten, until this thread.
    Hadn't seen too much of them, lately.
    Why? Here is why:
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    It may be satirical, but a "fact" non the less.
    Scott Adams, author of Dilbert, calls this parody inversion.
    We have reached the point were reality is indistinguishable from jokes about what is happening.

    Quote Originally Posted by NotTwoShure View Post
    A new executive order handed down from President Joe Biden will allow service members to select camouflage that reflects their chosen gender identity.
    ...
    They really only need two kinds.
    With cojones, and without.

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