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    The Patriotís Serenity Prayer

    God, grant me the serenity to load my clips quickly and fully,
    and to accept that there are shots I cannot make;
    the courage to take the shots I can;
    and the wisdom to know the difference.

    Living one skirmish at a time;
    Enjoying one small victory at a time;
    Accepting imperfect firing positions as the pathway to survival;
    Taking, as our Founding Fathers did, this land
    as the gift from God that it is, not as the hog-trough of shiftlessness
    and government largesse the Leftists would have it become;
    Trusting that my full-metal-jackets will make all things right,
    as long as I meter my breathing and choose my targets carefully;
    That I may be reasonably happy in this life and,
    as a result of my sacrifices for the cause of liberty,
    supremely happy even if I eventually run out of ammo.

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  3. #2
    Now THAT'S a prayer I will remember! It kinda expands on my former one:

    God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change;
    The courage to change the things I can;
    And wisdom to hide the bodies of those who piss me off!
    -= Piece Corps =-

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    Very nice.

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    sounds good to me.
    You can have my freedom as soon as I'm done with it!!!

  6. Quote Originally Posted by Piece Corps View Post
    Now THAT'S a prayer I will remember! It kinda expands on my former one:

    God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change;
    The courage to change the things I can;
    And wisdom to hide the bodies of those who piss me off!
    hee hee hee

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